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[mayfield_mods]

[At some point this afternoon, you may open your door to find Jill Smith standing right outside it holding a casserole. Or perhaps she's already in your living room, even though there's been no sound or sign of the door being opened. Or maybe she's in your bedroom. No matter where she is though, she'll turn to you with a vacant smile and say in a blank, perky voice:]

Hello, neighbor! Would you like to try some of my award-winning casserole?

[OOC: Jill will be visiting each house only once, so please make only one thread per household and put the address in the subject line!

EDIT: Sorry, we're not taking any more threads!]

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1648 Albright Lane

[kinship]

[He jolts to look around from where he had been doing his homework, surprised.]

...I think you're in the wrong house, ma'am.

310 Miller Street

[gandere]

[ Stepping right out of the bathroom and just about right into Mrs. Smith here. ] Wha-? [ This wasn't right. ] How did you--!?

[ More importantly, how did she just randomly show up right outside the door to the first floor bathroom without Rin noticing!? ]

You can't just barge in whenever you feel like it!

726 Anderson

[inthebones]

[Susan walks into the kitchen and for once in her life, is surprised by the presence of someone she didn't expect to see. She rallies beautifully.]

First place for 'most likely to be filled with arsenic'?

337 Brady Lane

[demonizes]

Casserole? [...How did she get inside? Did he leave the door open? Surely there was something suspicious about a girl suddenly appearing in their home.

But....]

Sure, why not.

[Rin hadn't exactly learned to be cautious of this kind of stuff yet.]

1667 Nelson Street

[eternalfuture]

[Food, food...mm. That smells good.]

Really? Thank you...

1665 Nelson St.

[battymadam]

Ooh, thanks for droppin' by! How 'bout you put that in the kitchen, dearie?

[what is caution]

1486 Kramden Road

[tsukihime]

[Arcueid freezes in the middle of the living room, obviously shocked, before she quickly puts a fake smile on her face and laughs nervously.]

Oh, I didn't see you there! Sure!

[Anyone else in the house, Arcueid is going to give a VERY stern look and shake her head at. The woman is an immortal vampire, SHE'LL try the stuff.

Unless, of course, anyone else in the household decides to usurp the decision or dig in themselves anyway. At such point it'll just be double-dumbass on you.]

729 Anderson

[worstvikingever]

[Who is this lady and why is she in the living room.]

Um... hi? I uh... who are you?

459 Stone St.

[railtracer]

[After stepping out of the kitchen, the first thing Claire notices the woman in the middle of his living room.]

How'd you even...I was down stairs this whole time 'n not once did I hear the door bell ring or the door open. Who exactly are you?

1764 Beaver Street

[doudemoe]

No thanks. I'm stuffed from lunch.

Moreover, how did you get in my room?

1448 Mitchell Road

[mr_eviloverlord]

[Megamind hasn't been answering doors or phones much. Call him paranoid, but Mayfield has turned him into a nervous wreck. He's just home from work and has come downstairs to relax when OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.

Megamind lets out an embarrassingly girlish scream and throws himself behind the sofa.]

NO! GO AWAY! WHO LET YOU IN?!

[mayfield_mods]

Hello, dear! Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

1338 Benny

[echidna]

[ what good lord woman how did you get in their living room.

Jade stares at her, knowing better by this point then to just accept the casserole. It could be filled with poison. Or bees! Or bees that shoot poison from their eyes and turn into bigger bees that burrow in your ear and take control of your brain. She is on to you Mayfield. ]

... Daaaaaaaad.

[ Jade: Summon the father figure. ]

1488 Kramden Road

[emaiya]

[ Is it rude to greet someone with a pistol to their face? Oh probably. Does Maiya look like the type to really care? No, she probably doesn't. This probably won't end well. ]

Who are you?

852 Goldberg Street

[manipulator_of_objects]

[She was just about to head out on an errand when she discovered Jill at her door. Her expression frowns a little at the offer as she considers her options. This was a drone, what was offered was probably something she shouldn't accept. Accepting however was probably the only option....

Perhaps there was a third option?]

What kind of casserole?

[mayfield_mods]

What a lovely day in Mayfield it is!

Re: 726 Anderson

[mayfield_mods]

Tell me the truth - does this dress make me look fat?

[kinship]

[Inwardly, he's wary... this can't be good after the sirens. But outwardly, he smiles as politely as any drone and nods.]

Of course, let me just fetch it for you.

[enpatsushakugannouchite]

[ Shana just looks up from doing her homework on the floor when Mrs. Smith stops by, also interested in the type of casserole. ]

[godcomplexed]

[Father figure: come lolloping into the room!.]

Oh dear, that's the voice. The "something is certainly wrong and so I need an adult" voice. Really hoping it's not another-

[Oh... Hello Jill.]

Well. That's rather uncomfortable.

[gandere]

Then go spend that day outside instead of inside my house! Geez, you're acting like a real creep, you know!

836 Hastings Boulevard

[thegirltwin]

[Nina emerges from the kitchen, only to find Jill suddenly standing in her living room, with no warning or explanation. She feels a shiver run up her spine.]

I, ah...

311 Miller

[busy_fists]

[Nanna Egbert didn't raise no fool. Dad's ready for this onslaught of neighborly hospitality and goodwill, cream pie in hand almost as soon as he turns around to look at Jane.]

Well, one good turn deserves another, mom always said. Maybe we can exchange recipes.

Re: 337 Brady Lane

[mayfield_mods]

You must tell me your recipe for apple pie!

[The casserole tastes like nothing and has a strangely plastic texture to it.]

912 Bilko

[forever_cheery]

[Aurora comes across her in the living room, and is startled by the surprise guest.]

O-Oh! What? Who are you?