001 [Backdated to 16th]

[1st_superhero]

1. Park

[The sirens had stopped and his headache had gotten better, but that still didn't change the fact that Gilgamesh had very little idea of where he was...and absolutely no idea of where he was headed.]

[After walking in circles a couple of times, he just decides to give up and stay in the park until he can catch sight of someone that he knows.]

2. Action; all around town

[Gilgamesh is hungry. And given that he somehow cannot find any money in his pockets no matter how hard he tries (odd because he has the blessing of unlimited pocket space), or any restaurant that he can buy food from, he decides on the next best course of action.]

[..."Borrowing" food from someone else.]

[Which means that as you come home, still cradling your massive headache, you'll find a tall Iraqi guy breaking into your house.]

3. Phone; unfiltered

[Gilgamesh has finally managed to make it back to what he thinks is the house he woke up in. Since the door is open, he just steps in without knocking. Once inside, he picks up the phone and makes a call to the entire town.]

Hey, Morgan. I'm lost again. Can you get Arthur to come pick me up?

Comments

2.

[eveningcalm]

[She is about tired of people breaking into her house. Seeing the stranger, Izumo immediately pulls a slip of paper from her pocket, muttering a phrase that only she can hear. In a moment, a pair of fox byakko appear at her sides, ready.]

Hey, creep, get out of my house!

Re: 2.

[1st_superhero]

[Gilgamesh watches as the girl summons the pair of strange looking foxes. This means that she is probably a magic user and they are her familiars.]

[A weaker man, or even one with more common sense, would have immediately fled. However, Gilgamesh's reaction is different.]

[He tries to pet one.]

Your pets are pretty cute.

[eveningcalm]

[It snaps at his hand. Izumo is taken by surprise that he'd even dare.]

They are not pets. They are familiars obedient to me that are very very adept at chasing out stupid burglars.

[1st_superhero]

[He draws his hand back and frowns a little. All he tried to do was pet them.]

So? Familiar, pet, same thing, right?

[The only exception is Enkidu, but Enkidu is special.]

[eveningcalm]

No.

And get out of my house, freak.

[1st_superhero]

Can I borrow some food first?

[That was the reason he had broken in in the first place.]

[eveningcalm]

No.

[1st_superhero]

[He shrugs. Oh well, he'd just try someone else.]

I'll get going then. Take good care of those cute foxes, okay?

[eveningcalm]

Why are you acting like that?

[1st_superhero]

Acting like what?

[There's nothing wrong about his behavior, right?]

2

[fineinthefire]

[Said Iraqi guy is getting grabbed by the back of the collar and yanked on to the ground, the hand holding him sparking dangerously with flames.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Re: 2

[1st_superhero]

[Gilgamesh, used to having divine powers when it came to awareness and strength, is surprised and impressed when someone actually manages to sneak up on him and pull him onto the ground.]

Wow, you're pretty strong.

[He looks to the flames]

Neat fire trick you've got there.

[fineinthefire]

[Well, welcome to Mayfield Gilgamesh. Where once assassins pin you to the ground for trying to break in to their house. He scoffs.]

It's not a trick so don't test me. Now answer my question.

[1st_superhero]

[He shrugs. This guy seems to be another one of those no-fun people.]

I was trying to get some food.

[fineinthefire]

[Yeah, that actually gets him to falter. He raises an eyebrow and sits up, killing the flames.]

Why don't you just eat at home?

[1st_superhero]

Well, I don't know the way back to my house.

[Technically, it was Morgan's house, but it also counted as his because he lived there.]

[fineinthefire]

Do you know your address?

[1st_superhero]

...No.

[Since he had no sense of direction, he had never bothered to learn it.]

I do know it's somewhere around London, though.

[fineinthefire]

[Axel lets out a low whistle and gets off.]

You really don't get it do you? You're not in your home world anymore.

[1st_superhero]

...Wait, you mean it? Man, I reeeeally got lost this time, didn't I? To think I'd fall into another alternate universe...first time in what, 200 years? Never knew those things still existed...

[fineinthefire]

[Well that was a new response. He'll go with it.]

Yup. Welcome to Mayfield, home of the drone and impossible to escape.

[1st_superhero]

Drones? Does that mean there's a Queen? Is she hot?

[This seems rather easy to him now. He would just romance the queen with his manly charms and have her open up a portal back to his homeworld.]