shirk

[thebeastwithout]

[voice]
Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back.  But this is just gettin' lame!  Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!

You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class?  I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already.  I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?

[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing.  The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap.  This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]  

[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff.  There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards.  ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]

I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!

[Oh, yeah.  Felt good.]

Comments

[thebeastwithout]

Take me back with you.

[Who cares about all of that other stuff. Beast Boy is drooling into his phone.]

[originalnumber]

Aah- I'm sure that if I knew how to return, I would... [Erm.]

Alternatively, perhaps I could demonstrate if the deck and equipment are returned to me?

[thebeastwithout]

Yes.

[After a few more moments of drooling, Beast Boy recollects himself with an effort.]

I can't believe virtual reality games actually exist! Gee, it's like a dream come true...

Astral should stop using complicated descriptions. D:

[originalnumber]

Aah... Well, I am not sure 'virtual' would be as accurate as 'augmented'... You are still able to move through augmented reality after all.

Virtual reality however, gives the possible sensation of movement, but is in fact taking place in a fashion more similar to 'dreams'.

It's OK; Beast Boy will just interpret them in his awful way. =P

[thebeastwithout]

...The point is, you make giant monsters sorta real and they smash buildings and fight. Don't tell me that's not amazing.

<3<3 I find it wholly ironic just whose house Astral lives in now. xD

[originalnumber]

Aah.

Well, I suppose the field altering spells would also be considered a feat...

Who's that?

[thebeastwithout]

The what?

[He would pant if he were a dog.]

630 Topper my friend. ;)

[originalnumber]

Field spells.

Field Spell cards encompass the entire limits of the duel field- they can make them appear to be anything from the ocean floor to the depths of space itself.

Oh, Raven's place? Haha, cool

[thebeastwithout]

Hey, that's pretty neat, too! People who can't get there normally will get to see it.

[Oddly enough, Beast Boy doesn't seem too excited about this. ...Probably because he's been to all of those places already.]

So I bet you guys don't have school, huh? Everyone's too busy playing games to think about that kinda thing.

Yup. xD Ironically, they've yet to say a word to each other.

[originalnumber]

Aah. I hope that it will become possible to play against many people. [Though...]

...Incorrect. Yuuma attended school every required day- during recess however, he would duel quite a bit. [...And lose.

Horribly.]

I believe that is 100% IC on Raven's part =P

[thebeastwithout]

That's lame. Man, I don't even have to attend, and I'm just a superhero.

Yup. xD He even tried making breakfast for everyone but... :U

[originalnumber]

"Ah- A superhero?" Wait. Like...

Like... "You mean like ESPER ROBIN..!?!" AAAAAH YES-

[thebeastwithout]

Esper Robin?! Does Robin give himself another name? But yeah, I'm totally a superhero. Saved the world and everything.

[originalnumber]

This is- Amazing..!!

"...If ever you find a way." Eh?

"...Please allow me to visit your world." Wait, didn't Beast Boy just ask-

[thebeastwithout]

Hahaha, it's no big deal. I just do it when I'm not busy saving the city or saving pretty girls.

[Oh yeah someone thinks he's cool.]

So what, no real superheroes where you come from?

[originalnumber]

From what I have been told, no. [...He... He likes to believe though, you know..?]

[thebeastwithout]

...Then you can be one, dude! You've gotta have all kinds of virtual reality superpowers, right?

[originalnumber]

...No. Augmented reality is created by the D-Gazers which people use in everyday life.

In fact, in the world I was in before, my presence could only be seen and heard by a small handful of people. I was otherwise entirely unable to interact with the human realm.

[thebeastwithout]

...Well, that's kind of a bummer.

What if you... float around and see crimes going on and report in to your friends? You could be called... The Phantom!

[copyright infringement]

[originalnumber]

Aah- I do not think Yuuma should be fighting crime... [He would probably not do well.

Ever.]

[thebeastwithout]

Yuuma? That the friend who can see you?

[originalnumber]

Correct- it is likely due to the key he holds that he is able to; it appears to have origins in the 'Astral Realm' I originate from.

[thebeastwithout]

...What?

Dude. Your life sounds like a video game.

ALL YGO IS VIDEO GAME, CLEARLY. xD

[originalnumber]

AAh-

Does it?!

Everything is a video game! =D

[thebeastwithout]

Totally.

So'd ya beat the final boss yet or are you still waiting on that?