shirk

[thebeastwithout]

[voice]
Whoa. Hold on. Time out, dudes. So school was pretty OK at first, and I guess there was a buncha stuff that was good to know. I had no idea Napoleon crossed the Saraha on an elephant; I thought he was just the guy who invented that triple ice cream flavor. And the difference between geometry and geography is pretty obvious now, looking back.  But this is just gettin' lame!  Why the heck is there homework every day? Who invented midterms? And how do any of you guys have time for video games after going through all of this junk?!

You're all with me on this, right? I did fine teaching myself before; is there like someone I can talk to to get outta class?  I'm pretty much set for life schoolwise already.  I before t except after g, triangles have 360 angles, blahblah, see?

[action, high school]
[Beast Boy is so over this school thing.  The next day, instead of a skinny green boy sitting in his desk, there is a small, green cat curled up on top, taking a nap.  This persists in every class apart from lunch and gym.]  

[action, makeout point]
[Sometime after Valentine's Day, Beast Boy flutters up to the top of the mountain and transforms back into his usual self, sitting with his legs dangling off the side of the cliff.  There is a dreamy expression in his eyes and he sighs deeply as he flops backwards.  ...He changes his mind half a second later and sits back up, leaning over to scream down into the town far below.]

I've got a girlfrieeeeeend!!!!

[Oh, yeah.  Felt good.]

Comments

[last_to_kneel]

I want my bike back but that's gonna have'ta wait like everything else. You get it back, I'll play. What kinda games you like?

[thebeastwithout]

...People only like certain kinds of games?

[last_to_kneel]

It's a general question. I like 'em all.

[thebeastwithout]

Mega Monkeys is pretty much the best thing ever invented, hands-down. But the rest are cool, too.

[last_to_kneel]

[A laugh later...]

Mega what?! Bet that cage gets pretty nasty with all that poo.

[He's laughing again.]

[thebeastwithout]

Dude. Don't diss the monkeys. It's only the greatest action-adventure game series of all time that's won like, a million awards.

[last_to_kneel]

Aw, what's a little fun messin' with monkeys? Sounds like fun. Never said it didn't.

[thebeastwithout]

Aw, man, it's been killer waitin' for my games these past few months. The moped kinda makes up for it, but still. I need my games, dude.

[last_to_kneel]

[He snorts then laughs. All of what he said minus the triangle bit screams nerd.]

A what? Mate, you need a real bike.

[thebeastwithout]

What? Hey! I've been dreaming about this bike for years. It's way cool and totally real.

[last_to_kneel]

[He's still laughing. He has complete use of the car right now until he gets his bike back.]

Oy, stop, stop, you're makin' me cry 'n' my side's startin' to hurt!

[thebeastwithout]

Yeah, yeah. We'll see who's laughing when all the girls start flocking to me, dude.

[last_to_kneel]

Pffft, keep dreamin', pal. Never gonna happen.

[thebeastwithout]

Hah! They flock to me already. They'll just flock to me more with my sweet new moped.

[blatant lies]

I'm just being eco-friendly, anywa.

[last_to_kneel]

Yeah? Lemme know if it works for ya. Send pictures. I gotta see this!

[thebeastwithout]

((Oh, what are you apologizing for? Your last response was fine.))

...Uh. Haha! Sure! 'Course. But I, uh, need more time to get to know more people here. You'll have to wait a little.

[last_to_kneel]

((I didn't want to destroy Beasty's mo-jo with it. :) ))

[Flatly...]

Uh-huh.

[smirks]

I'll take your word for it.

[thebeastwithout]

((Beast Boy needs his mojo destroyed more I think. =P ))

Yeah. You do that. 'Cause it's totally true and stuff.

...

Anyway! So if I get my games back, you wanna come over and hang out?

[last_to_kneel]

((There's plenty of time for that. =) ))

Yeah, why not. Sounds like fun.

[Bonding through video games...ahh the stuff boys are made of.]

[thebeastwithout]

Sweet. I'm Beast Boy. Nice to meetcha.

[last_to_kneel]

Varon. Likewise. See ya 'round an' good luck with them ladies.

[Yeah, he doesn't believe a word of it, he'll humor him anyway.]

[thebeastwithout]

Flocking, man.

I'll seeya around!

[last_to_kneel]

Riiight. Sounds like you're gonna have your hands full. I'll leave ya to it. See ya.