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[punches]

►►► MAYFIELD HIGH;
[ Sakura Haruno Pervysage knew her day was off to a great start when she ended up with a new teacher who insisted on calling her Miss Pervysage. In front of everyone. Every single time he addressed her. Unfortunately for someone who's notorious for being a know-it-all, she heard enough 'Miss Pervysage' to last a lifetime.

Walking out of the boy's restroom is one pleasant Sakura cracking her knuckles. Naturally, running out of the very same door within seconds is the teacher from before with his hair drenched. He may or may not be screaming about calling a 'Mrs. Pervysage' to reprimand her out of control daughter. Oh well. Now it's Tsunade's problem and not her own. Even if there's a bit of guilt in her heart for sending the 'reminder' straight to her face, it's one that she no longer has to deal with for the day. ]

►►► AROUND TOWN;
[ After that embarrassing morning, Sakura chooses to ditch the rest of her classes for a bit of personal time and reflection before work. Throughout the day, she can be found at any of the following locations:

( A ) The comic book shop. Here she seems to be flipping through the pages with a look of disbelief. Did 'heroes' really dress so ridiculous? This was the sort of thing she would expect from Bushy Eyebrows.

( B ) The park. What better place to get caught missing school at than at a public park? Her task for the day may come off as looking over various plants, but she's actually trying to locate any herbs familiar to her.

( C ) The pharmacy near Mayfield Hospital. Familiarizing herself with what glances at medicine she can get, she's shooed out the door after a while.

( D ) Neutron Diner. It's her first evening of work and she's struggling to grasp the concept of roller skates today. The best substitute she can come up with for now is using each and every car as a way to stop her skates. So if you've come by for a meal? Expect it to arrive at a very fast speed. All while she's complaining under her breath about it being too cold and concerns of any ice that may remain on the ground. ]

►►► PHONE;
Heya everyone. I haven't had a chance to really sit down and talk much on the phone lately. [ Unless it was relevant to her interests and all. ] They aren't really popular back home, so I'm trying my best to acknowledge it better. This is the main form of communication here, right? There's no secret letter exchange or anything else a bit more formal, is there?

Oh! It's rude of me to just start asking questions without introducing myself. I'm Sakura. Some of you might have seen me at school or around a bunch. I arrived during a lot of strange incidents. [ She sounds uncertain of herself now, as though struggling to figure out how to approach this topic. ] I was told that those trials happen during holidays, so does anyone have a good list of weeks to prepare for? Well, mentally at least. I don't think I stand much of a chance preparing physically for some of these things. I'd be thankful for any help.

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[godaime]

SAKURA!

[ INCOMING DRONE. Jiraiya's flung downstairs and into the wall that's riddled with indents and tallymarks for how many times Jiraiya's head has "mysteriously" crashed into there.

She might have hit a new record for depth! Sakura isn't in any danger of being harmed, from the drone at least. ]

[punches]

[ Yet, all she can think of is 'Crap, that could've been me!' Good job in training her to react this way. ]

Hey! Watch where you're throwing that thing!

[godaime]

You're heading for the door, as if I'd ever seriously aim there.

[ Her angry stomps begin to rattle the pictures around the staircase before she stops. Her tone is somewhat tense. ]

Now, what's this about you beating up a teacher? [ She wasn't aware the teacher was a drone, so she thinks Sakura actually attacked someone. ]

[punches]

He called me Miss Pervysage!

[ Yeah, she'll just remind her of that ridiculous last name. Maybe that's enough to direct her wrath towards something else - specifically the town and not Sakura herself. ]

[godaime]

So? Most people will think that's your last name. Many of my patients address me as Mrs. Pervysage, but I don't take it out on the conscious people of Mayfield! I just hit a drone or two!

[ And now there's your route for escape, Sakura! Take it! ]

[punches]

I dunked a drone! Why would I attack anyone else that's stuck here? We're all in the same situation, so it's best to make friends instead of enemies!

[ Honestly, she's not that helpless. ]

'sides, I made a few friends in doing that.

[godaime]

Wait, you punched out a drone? [ OH SAKURA SHE LOVES YOU... Her expression brightens as she approaches Sakura for a congratulatory shoulder pat. ] Atta girl! I'm proud of you! I'm glad you made some friends too! [ She then takes a step back as she ponders what to do now. ] Do you wanna come in with me to work as we deal with your suspension? It'll give you something to do during the day.

[punches]

[ That's just what she said, Tsunade. Oh well, she'll take her pat like a good puppy pupil. ]

Yeah, it's better than just sitting around. I can probably get some community service while doing it as well. [ Maybe borrow a few supplies. ] Where do you work again?

[godaime]

[ She stands proud and firm as her mind contemplates if there were any momentos they could frame for this amazing achievement. ] I work at the hospital. I'm a nurse, and one of Mayfield's greatest medics. [ EVEN IF THE DRONES WILL NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE IT |: ]

[punches]

That's right! You don't mind me borrowing a few things to stock up here when no one's looking, right? The drones can order it all back no problem and no one would suspect a girl who's doing community service!

[godaime]

Sakura, have you checked the basement recently?

[ What do you think Tsunade's been doing for the past month and a half?! Approximately half a pharmacy lurks underneath the home. ]

[punches]

[ Of course, but 16 fingers are better than 8! ]

It wouldn't hurt for me to snag what I need too, right?

[godaime]

[ Four finger discounts! ]

Of course not. Take what you need, but don't take too much or get caught! I don't need drones talking to me about my unruly daughter.

[punches]

[ They won't suspect a thing! ]

Of course not. I can't ruin your reputation or anything.

[godaime]

I don't think there's much to soil. God forbid I'm called a bad housewife.

[ She's already been called that for the casual punches she gives to drones. Oops. Her reputation as an awfully rude woman is gaining steam around the town. ]

[punches]

Well, can they really blame you when your husband is such an idiot?

[ Feels weird to be calling Jiraiya an idiot.......... ]

[godaime]

Tch. That didn't affect me back home.

[ Why yes she calls Jiraiya an idiot... ]

But, I bet they'll find some fault with me anyways. [ Damn these shells from the 1950s! ]