five ❖ the excitement | phone / action

[extraordinarily]

option a: phone call.


Ahem. [ Haruhi Suzumiya coughs onto the phone before continuing, her voice serious as she speaks. ]

Anyway! If any of you met me while I was a drone, forget that. It's not important, and that wasn't really me, either. But that's not why I called. Right now is the best time to advertise, so!

I'm Suzumiya Haruhi, the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade. That's the... [ She takes a deep breath before shouting as loud as she can! ] Saving the world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi brigade!

I'm not too interested in ordinary humans, but if you bring something interesting to the brigade, I'll consider. And if you're a friend of Kyon's or Yuki's you're automatically a part of the brigade.

Anyway, we're here to search for the supernatural and to solve the problems of Mayfield! If you have any sort of mystery, come to us! We'll solve it for you!

There will be an info meeting for you newbies out there tomorrow, after school, right after the bell rings. Don't be late, or else you'll get a penalty!

If you have any questions, just call back - I'll be sure to answer them!

option b: open action; all over mayfield.

 

[ And for the rest of the day, Haruhi will be wearing a variation of outfits:

In the morning, a maid outfit, in the afternoon, the bunny girl outfit. Either way, she'll be passing out SOS Brigade flyers! ]


[OOC: And for those who are interested in the SOS Brigade, I've put up an open log over here!]

Comments

[extraordinarily]

It's for my brigade - the SOS Brigade!

[originalnumber]

"SOS brigade?" He'll be taking one of those fliers..

[extraordinarily]

That's right. [ Haruhi nods triumphantly. ] It's the Saving the world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi brigade! We look for time travelers, espers, sliders, and aliens and have fun with them!

Oh, and solve the mysteries of Mayfield and stuff like that.

[originalnumber]

Mysteries of Mayfield.

Yes please. "Interesting... And you are forming this 'brigade' just now?"

[extraordinarily]

No. [ A blunt statement. ] I've had this brigade for over a year, now.

[originalnumber]

"Ah." Oops.

"I have only been here for little more than a week, so I wasn't aware of this..." No duh.

[extraordinarily]

Don't worry about it; newbies get the slip! [ As in no punishment for you! ]

[originalnumber]

"Ah, thank you." That's good.

Now. "Where and when is this..." ...If it's on the flier, he supposes he's reading that now....

[extraordinarily]

[ It definitely states on the flier.

Of course, there's a note that the first mandatory newbie meeting is tomorrow after school - at the high school's third floor. ]

There's a sign on our door on the third floor. I didn't specify which room because I thought that'd be obvious.

[originalnumber]

He nods.

"I will try to make it- I haven't been to the High school yet, so I will have to find the building...

"Thank you."

[extraordinarily]

The drones should help with that. They know where everything is!

[originalnumber]

"Ah, that is a good point... ...It's not too far from the Elementary is it?"

[extraordinarily]

I don't think so. Though I haven't been to the Elementary school.

[originalnumber]

"I suppose I'll find out.

"Should I call if I find I will likely be late then?" Oof, so polite.

[extraordinarily]

There's no need for that! If you're late, you're late - but if you're the last person inside, then you get a penalty, new or not.

[originalnumber]

"Ah... Understood..." Um.

"...Exactly... What is the penalty..?"

[extraordinarily]

Paying for everyone's drink and meal at the malt shop!

[originalnumber]

"Ah." Well.

"That doesn't sound too bad then." Astral.

Astral what did you think it was.

[extraordinarily]

It's the simplest, but most effective penalty!

[originalnumber]

"It does seem quite effective. I imagine that doing this multiple times would become quite the hassle in the end." Right, well.

"I will try my best to attend the next meeting then- Thank you."

[extraordinarily]

It's nothing at all!