five ❖ the excitement | phone / action

[extraordinarily]

option a: phone call.


Ahem. [ Haruhi Suzumiya coughs onto the phone before continuing, her voice serious as she speaks. ]

Anyway! If any of you met me while I was a drone, forget that. It's not important, and that wasn't really me, either. But that's not why I called. Right now is the best time to advertise, so!

I'm Suzumiya Haruhi, the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade. That's the... [ She takes a deep breath before shouting as loud as she can! ] Saving the world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi brigade!

I'm not too interested in ordinary humans, but if you bring something interesting to the brigade, I'll consider. And if you're a friend of Kyon's or Yuki's you're automatically a part of the brigade.

Anyway, we're here to search for the supernatural and to solve the problems of Mayfield! If you have any sort of mystery, come to us! We'll solve it for you!

There will be an info meeting for you newbies out there tomorrow, after school, right after the bell rings. Don't be late, or else you'll get a penalty!

If you have any questions, just call back - I'll be sure to answer them!

option b: open action; all over mayfield.

 

[ And for the rest of the day, Haruhi will be wearing a variation of outfits:

In the morning, a maid outfit, in the afternoon, the bunny girl outfit. Either way, she'll be passing out SOS Brigade flyers! ]


[OOC: And for those who are interested in the SOS Brigade, I've put up an open log over here!]

Comments

phone

[envyspites]

But what if we're not ordinary humans?!

phone;

[extraordinarily]

Then you've automatically caught my interest!

B - Action

[originalnumber]

Look Haruhi! It's a blue alien from another dimension... Even in his world.

He's currently staring at you because...

Bunny outfit. What...

[extraordinarily]

[ Haruhi's interest is immediately piqued, though she's also going to be staring at him for quite a bit. ]

... What are you?

B, afternoon

[atailoftwoworlds]

[In normal circumstances, Zidane would fit Haruhi's requirements for being non-ordinary, thanks to his tail and unique hair. However, Mayfield is mean and takes all your shit away so at the moment he just looks like any other drone - the only thing that is obvious that he isn't is that he is just staring at Haruhi's costume, not really paying attention to the world around him.]

[extraordinarily]

What are you staring at? [ It's true that Haruhi wore this costume to get attention, but not that sort of attention. ]

[phone]

[geassin]

And just what kind of supernatural mysteries have you been able to uncover up to this point?

[extraordinarily]

That's a brigade secret. And I don't like talking about those things over the phone.

... But! We have found out a whole lot of things about Mayfield!

B

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... A recruitment drive, huh?

[extraordinarily]

Of course! We have to have one every month, or else the brigade will go out of shape!

A

[guardiandragon]

...Wouldn't that be the StWbOIWFSH brigade?

[extraordinarily]

Of course not! That sort of abbreviation sounds lame.

A

[likes2havesex]

That sounds stupid.

[extraordinarily]

Well, it's not! Only stupid people wouldn't join the most amazing brigade in all of Mayfield!

b

[nozomisitter]

[Rin's never seen a bunny girl outfit before in real life, so she's going to stare for a moment before rubbing her head.]

You really know how to draw a crowd huh?

[extraordinarily]

Of course! [ Haruhi's giving a grin, nodding. ] That's how you get people to notice you, after all.

[answerer_sword]

Brigade? Are you the leader of some sort of army?

[Bazett, having forgotten all about the events of Christmas, had forgotten about meeting Kyon or hearing about Haruhi.]

[extraordinarily]

If it was an army, I would call it an army. But this is a brigade! [ Otherwise known as a unique club. ]

B, afternoon

[noluckduck]

[... Uhh.

Clover is just... going to be torn between staring and cringing and running away, thank you.]

[extraordinarily]

[ If Clover tries to run away, Haruhi will dart after her like a girl who just won the gold medal in the Olympics for running. ]

B Morning

[imbodytemp]

[Mesousa looks at the flyer forlornely as he balances it precariously on his paws.]

Oh, I don't think I'm allowed to go into the school though. I'm very sorry.

[extraordinarily]

What? Why not?

[ Haruhi pouts, but then - ] I could just sneak you in!

Phone

[mal_addict]

[Sounds so very amused]

You search for the supernatural?

phone;

[extraordinarily]

That's right.

B

[best_weapon_ever]

[Tsubaki sort of recognizes her from around school, and politely takes a flyer.]

Oh? What kind of club is this?

[extraordinarily]

We're searching for the supernatural and have fun with them! ... And we solve the mysteries of Mayfield.

a

[goddere]

Nyahaha, this sounds like my kind of party! Supernatural weirdos is my specialty!

[Considering I've described her as "a mix of Haruhi and Laharl", this meeting was pretty much inevitable]

[extraordinarily]

Then come join me!

phone

[knowsabout]

I would like to join seeing as this deals with the supernatural, but do you have an age limit?

phone

[extraordinarily]

I don't. If I did, that would be completely lame.