Invasion 9: Stupid frogs with a side of mint (Backdated to the 14th)

[sgtgunpla]

A. [Action - 773 Bunker Street]

[Honestly, Keroro never cared for Valetine’s Day, especially now that he was stuck in Mayfield. When he awoke this morning from the couch, he found a bundle of mint on the coffee table with a blank card save for his name scribbled on it. He was about to dismiss it when he took a whiff of the herb.]

 Oh how nice, de arimasu.  

[He looks at the calender and sees what day it is.]

Weird, don't Pekoponians normally give roses on this day? Ah whatever. Maybe they're just crazy like that. I should do something with this…but what?

B. [Action - Streets of Mayfield]

[He’s still high from the mint as he wanders the streets. As a pet, there’s not much he can do other than annoy drones by poking around things.]

 Gero…there’s gotta be something I can do around here. 

Comments

[last_to_kneel]

Oh.

[He's still staring at that phone. He's not sure if he should pick it up and call her or wait for her to call. He's never had this happen before so he pulls the hair on the back of his neck.]

Why is this so confusing?

[sgtgunpla]

Beats me, de arimasu. Wait, did you say she? Are we talking about a date here?

Never hurts to call, Varon-dono. Nothing wrong with a little initiation, de arimasu.

[last_to_kneel]

Grk...you mean initiative.

[He quickly catches what has happened and tries to deny it....too late.]

NO! She's just some girl from school!

[A pause...]

A really, cute girl...with very pretty eyes and long...

Shit...this is bad. I can't stop thinkin' 'bout her! Ugh, what am I gonna do?

[sgtgunpla]

Whoops, my bad.

Just ask her out, de arimasu. You're not gonna go anywhere if you don't do anything. If a date is too much, you can just hang out with her as a friend. Ya gotta get your foot in the door at least.

[Keroro, you're not exactly the best alien to ask about relationships...]

[last_to_kneel]

Ah.

[He's really thinking about it though. Bad advice or not, it's better than what he had to go with which is pretty forceful giving his nature.]

Someone else said pretty much the same thing. You see, she's pretty shy an' the last thing I need is t' cause her to run from me when I want her to run to me. Do you think that actually works?