Invasion 9: Stupid frogs with a side of mint (Backdated to the 14th)

[sgtgunpla]

A. [Action - 773 Bunker Street]

[Honestly, Keroro never cared for Valetine’s Day, especially now that he was stuck in Mayfield. When he awoke this morning from the couch, he found a bundle of mint on the coffee table with a blank card save for his name scribbled on it. He was about to dismiss it when he took a whiff of the herb.]

 Oh how nice, de arimasu.  

[He looks at the calender and sees what day it is.]

Weird, don't Pekoponians normally give roses on this day? Ah whatever. Maybe they're just crazy like that. I should do something with this…but what?

B. [Action - Streets of Mayfield]

[He’s still high from the mint as he wanders the streets. As a pet, there’s not much he can do other than annoy drones by poking around things.]

 Gero…there’s gotta be something I can do around here. 

Comments

B

[woodsiequeen]

[Not!Mom is just outside, and she doesn't suspect a thing...!]

[sgtgunpla]

[He sees not!mom and goes out with his bundle of mint in hand.]

Viktoria-dono~!

[woodsiequeen]

[She's busying herself with plucking fruit off of one of her trees, so she doesn't pay him much attention at first.]

Good morning, little one. Staying out of trouble?

[sgtgunpla]

Of course I'm staying out of trouble, de arimasu! Do you need help with picking those fruit?

[woodsiequeen]

If you can help me carry them to the house, I would be grateful.

[sgtgunpla]

Anything for you!

[He grabs a basket, placing the mint in it and carries it. ]

Do you want me to put it in the kitchen?

[woodsiequeen]

[My, he's being awfully helpful today. Did he break something? It's then that she notices the mint.]

Wherever did you find that?

B

[imbodytemp]

[Mesousa is sitting on a bench, reeking of Mint. He looks at Keroro and gives him a wink.]

Hey there froggie.

[sgtgunpla]

[What up minty bro? He stops and...there are moe sparkles like the icon.]

'Sup you. Thanks for those rice balls and the apples! They were delicious, de arimasu!

[imbodytemp]

Of course, they were made with these paws. How about you come over here and I'll give you another little treat~

[sgtgunpla]

[Of course Keroro's mind wants to believe its a Gundam model but it's twenty years too early to sell them. Maybe it's food. Food's always good. Like the stupid frog he is, he comes over.]

Ooh really? What is it?

[imbodytemp]

[As Keroro gets closer Mesousa leans in and rubs his nose against Keroro's nose area. Consider yourself bunny kissed, froggie.]

[sgtgunpla]

.....whoa. Thanks. Never had anyone kiss me like that before, de arimasu. It kinda tickled.

[imbodytemp]

No problem. Anything for a cute little froggie~

[sgtgunpla]

What, me cute? Okay maybe a little...

Ooh wait let me repay for that!

[Have a quick peck on the cheek. Keroro doesn't do full on mouth to mouth kissing.]

[imbodytemp]

T...thanks!

[last_to_kneel]

[Have the not!big brother person walk in on the little stretchy frog. He grins, the effects of the daisies in his room has a hold and he's slightly pining over Fujino...he'll deny it of course.]

Did the phone ring? Did she call?

[sgtgunpla]

Good morning, de arimasu~!

No one's called since I woke up, Varon-dono. Expecting someone?

[last_to_kneel]

[He lowers his chin and shakes his head.]

Guess not.

[He leans against the wall and sighs.]

Ah, mornin'.

[sgtgunpla]

It's only the morning. There's still plenty of time in the day for that person to call you back so don't give up yet, de arimasu!

[last_to_kneel]

Oh.

[He's still staring at that phone. He's not sure if he should pick it up and call her or wait for her to call. He's never had this happen before so he pulls the hair on the back of his neck.]

Why is this so confusing?

[sgtgunpla]

Beats me, de arimasu. Wait, did you say she? Are we talking about a date here?

Never hurts to call, Varon-dono. Nothing wrong with a little initiation, de arimasu.

[last_to_kneel]

Grk...you mean initiative.

[He quickly catches what has happened and tries to deny it....too late.]

NO! She's just some girl from school!

[A pause...]

A really, cute girl...with very pretty eyes and long...

Shit...this is bad. I can't stop thinkin' 'bout her! Ugh, what am I gonna do?

[sgtgunpla]

Whoops, my bad.

Just ask her out, de arimasu. You're not gonna go anywhere if you don't do anything. If a date is too much, you can just hang out with her as a friend. Ya gotta get your foot in the door at least.

[Keroro, you're not exactly the best alien to ask about relationships...]

[last_to_kneel]

Ah.

[He's really thinking about it though. Bad advice or not, it's better than what he had to go with which is pretty forceful giving his nature.]

Someone else said pretty much the same thing. You see, she's pretty shy an' the last thing I need is t' cause her to run from me when I want her to run to me. Do you think that actually works?

[spinningorange]

(Chen, the local magical cat girl, is now inspecting you very closely, Keroro. While smelling of carnations. And she's flying.)

Have you been viewing the flowers, too? I never thought this place could have such a lovely flower array.

1/2

[sgtgunpla]

Oh, me neither, de arimasu. I think I know why Lance Corporal Dororo liked these so much back home.

2/2

[sgtgunpla]

[He only notices now that she's flying.]

GERO?! H-how are you able to fly like that?!

[spinningorange]

The ones back home are better; we used to organize flower viewing festivals and I loved them very much.

Flying's natural to me! (As demonstrated by literally flying circles around him.) It only takes a bit of magic to fly!

[sgtgunpla]

Ooh back home we had flower viewing parties too! Too bad we don't have any huge cherry blossoms festivals around here.

Magic? Man, if only I had magic too, that'd be so awesome, de arimasu!

[spinningorange]

It's such a shame, too; I love cherry blossoms and watching the petals flow in the wind.

I don't know many frogs who can use magic, but the one I know of is the goddess of the Moriya Shrine! Maybe she'll grant you a blessing if you pray to her!

[sgtgunpla]

Don't forget all the partying going around too. Aww that means I'm gonna miss out on this year's celebrations back home. And Mama-dono promised to make the lunch boxes...

Well, I was turned into a dragon one time...but hey you never know. Maybe I'm a natural for magic, de arimasu! The goddess of the Moriya Shrine. I'll send her my prayers immediately.

[Chances are he'd want the magic to make his Gundam models life sized and cause mecha havoc.]

[spinningorange]

Ooh, I'd hate to miss out on lunch boxes, too...hey! Maybe we can throw our own flower viewing celebration! I can try asking a few people from my world if they'd like to help!

A dragon...? That sounds incredible! If you really do have a gift, make sure you pray to lady Suwako, not lady Kanako. Moriya has two goddesses, but Suwako is the true goddess and the frog goddess.

(Mayfield could probably use a few giant mecha, honestly.)