Level 16

[abravelikehero]

[Phone]

Valentines day, the day of love, the day of giving chocolates to those you like and telling them your feelings.

[Somethings a bit off, Almaz isn't his usual happy self, in fact considering his normal personality the tone he has while saying these things is way off. He should be a lot more upbeat and sappy about it.]

Worthless! It's all worthless! In fact, I Almaz von Almandine Adamant the Dark Hero shall make sure to ruin all of your happy day of love! I shall take all your chocolates and eat them myself!

Mwahahahhagougihsdflkhss

[Unused to trying to laugh evilly he starts to hack and cough a bit. Not wanting to look more silly he hangs up the phone.]


[Action A: Hastings Boulevard

[Almaz's first target was going to be Mao so he wasted no time heading towards his house. Along the way he did silly petty things like opening mailboxes and raising the flag when there was no outgoing mail. Take that mailman! Feel his evilness!]


[Action B: Around town]

[[Pretty much like everywhere else Almaz is attempting to do evil, though it's really pathetic evil and more like bad teenage pranks gone wrong. He might have teepeed your house, or messed with your mailbox, maybe let the air out of your tires or something else annoying but ultimately harmless.]

(OOC: Almaz is effected by the pitcher plant, do hid normal heroic tendencies have been reversed to that of demon, though he's still a Disgaea character so ultimately it's harmless.]

Comments

Action B

[goddere]

[And now there is an angry midget cat-eared goddess yelling at you and hissing angrily]

Hey, what the heck are you doing to our car!?

Action B

[abravelikehero]

Only my duty as a dark hero by making it so you will have to walk wherever you go.

[goddere]

Well, stop it!

[Yup, that sure is 3.5 feet of catgirl flying at your face in a deadly drop-kick.]

[abravelikehero]

[Quick dodge! Yay modifier!]

No way! I have to do this to every house in town!

[goddere]

What kind of excuse is that? A vandalism quota? Well, you're going to have to deal with the wrath of an angry god then!

[Kicking off the car and sticking the landing, she launches herself at him again, going for a knee to the gut. Luckily, she's only as strong as she looks right now...]

[abravelikehero]

A perfect excuse for a demon!

[ Unfortunately he is much stronger than he looks, about 100 levels stronger. He's prepared to block and counter if he has to.]

[goddere]

A demon has no chance before a goddess!

[WELL, BETTER GET TO IT OR SHE IS CONTENT TO JUST SOCK HIM IN THE GUT AND START PUNCHING]

[abravelikehero]

[Well then, he blocks and counters! It's just a punch though.]

Gods? Who cares! Unless your an Overlord or a Demon Lord or your level is over 100 you can't touch me!

[goddere]

[Level 100 punch against a Level 1 completely depowered little girl's body = FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE or well, it would have if she weren't so damn fast... it just kind of grazes her but it makes her leap back anyway and out of immediate punching range]

A god can kick any of those in the ass! My levels can't even be quantified on a numerical scale like that! Nyaaa!

[leaping in to try some of her bullshit cat kung-fu. It's pretty much bullshit.]

[abravelikehero]

So...

[Pause.]

Are you saying you're over nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine!?

[And he dodges! Because he has a ridiculous modifier for it.]

[goddere]

Trying to put a number on divinity is like trying to put a price on a priceless work of art!

[She is just going to keep trying to kick him or something or at least get him away from the car and the house...]

[abravelikehero]

[Maybe in 10 or 15 tries she might hit him once... watch out for another counter though.]

You can put a number on anything. Most people and gods are only in the five thousand range.

[goddere]

That's the pedestrian thinking of a mortal! You can't count miracles!

[Or was it, you can't count on miracles? Whatever, Kyouka gives no fucks]

[abravelikehero]

I didn't say anything about miracles, I was talking about mechanics.

[goddere]

What do you think gods are, robots? We're made of faith and ass-kicking!

[abravelikehero]

Even if you are everyone has to stick to the mechanics of the story.

[goddere]

Screw mechanics, Kyouka-sama does what she wants!

[abravelikehero]

You would make a good demon.

[goddere]

Of course! Any good parent should be able to become a demon for their children's sakes if necessary. Being able to do so even when it's not for their sakes is just a bonus!

[abravelikehero]

Then you should appreciate my good work.

[goddere]

Only if you have a good reason for doing it. And even then, I'm gonna kick your ass for messing with us.

[abravelikehero]

Of course I have a good reason. I need to do evil things if I want to be the best demon around.

[goddere]

Well, you need to do something better than vandalizing cars, then! Also, not to do them to mine!

[abravelikehero]

But I have to counter act the love of Valentines day. Anyway it's not like you can't fill the tires up again.

[goddere]

If that's the case, then you need to get something like a magical wand that turns peoples feelings of love in a destructive beam fired from an orbital satellite!