Level 16

[abravelikehero]

[Phone]

Valentines day, the day of love, the day of giving chocolates to those you like and telling them your feelings.

[Somethings a bit off, Almaz isn't his usual happy self, in fact considering his normal personality the tone he has while saying these things is way off. He should be a lot more upbeat and sappy about it.]

Worthless! It's all worthless! In fact, I Almaz von Almandine Adamant the Dark Hero shall make sure to ruin all of your happy day of love! I shall take all your chocolates and eat them myself!

Mwahahahhagougihsdflkhss

[Unused to trying to laugh evilly he starts to hack and cough a bit. Not wanting to look more silly he hangs up the phone.]


[Action A: Hastings Boulevard

[Almaz's first target was going to be Mao so he wasted no time heading towards his house. Along the way he did silly petty things like opening mailboxes and raising the flag when there was no outgoing mail. Take that mailman! Feel his evilness!]


[Action B: Around town]

[[Pretty much like everywhere else Almaz is attempting to do evil, though it's really pathetic evil and more like bad teenage pranks gone wrong. He might have teepeed your house, or messed with your mailbox, maybe let the air out of your tires or something else annoying but ultimately harmless.]

(OOC: Almaz is effected by the pitcher plant, do hid normal heroic tendencies have been reversed to that of demon, though he's still a Disgaea character so ultimately it's harmless.]

Comments

Action B

[goddere]

[And now there is an angry midget cat-eared goddess yelling at you and hissing angrily]

Hey, what the heck are you doing to our car!?

Action B

[abravelikehero]

Only my duty as a dark hero by making it so you will have to walk wherever you go.

[goddere]

Well, stop it!

[Yup, that sure is 3.5 feet of catgirl flying at your face in a deadly drop-kick.]

[abravelikehero]

[Quick dodge! Yay modifier!]

No way! I have to do this to every house in town!

[goddere]

What kind of excuse is that? A vandalism quota? Well, you're going to have to deal with the wrath of an angry god then!

[Kicking off the car and sticking the landing, she launches herself at him again, going for a knee to the gut. Luckily, she's only as strong as she looks right now...]

[abravelikehero]

A perfect excuse for a demon!

[ Unfortunately he is much stronger than he looks, about 100 levels stronger. He's prepared to block and counter if he has to.]

[Action B: 773 Bunker Street]

[last_to_kneel]

[Varon is in the garage building the camera he volunteered to make when he hears sounds coming from outside. He didn't grab his jacket to stave off the cold but he did grab the handle of the garage door and flipped it open in a hurry.

Seeing that his house was teepeed and the trash cans knocked over, he ran out to meet the culprit in a hurry.]

Come here!

[abravelikehero]

This if fine work if I do say so myself.

[last_to_kneel]

[He's not stopping. He's coming right at Almaz and he's pissed.]

You think this is funny?! I gotta clean this shit up! Get OVER HERE!!

[abravelikehero]

No way! A demon never does what someone else says!

[Now normally Almaz would back up, apologize, or run away since he was a coward. But right now? He was proud of his destructive work and too brave to know when to get away.]

It's my present to everyone for the stupid love holiday of Valentines.

[last_to_kneel]

[He's on Almaz in a matter of seconds, his fist cliched tight and ready to deliver an uppercut...]

Phone

[sardines]

Please if you are going to use the term "Dark Hero" at least be better than Axel.... not like that is hard.

Phone

[abravelikehero]

Axel? Who's that? Sounds sort of familiar though. Honestly I couldn't really think of what else to use. I think usually I would just say here but something about that seems wrong and disgusting right now.

[sardines]

I cannot tell a lie! Axel is quite the buffoon! Probably a shameful mark on the legacy of Dark Heroes!

It is quite a catchy title to use though. Can't really say I blame you for using it. Not just anyone can be a demon tyrant.

[abravelikehero]

Maybe I should set my goals on trying to be one one day! That sounds a lot more impressive than Honor Student.

A

[oathsofademon]

[...okay, who's the idiot trying to steal his thunder here, raising the mail flags so the mailman gets confused and being the neighborhood prick is his job, dammit--

Wait. Back up a sec.]

Almaz?!

[...well, that explains why he was calling himself a dark hero and trying to laugh evilly over the phone earlier. This is Mayfield's fault, really, and it's also Mayfield's fault that he's hiding away instead of plotting, because apparently, today, he can't tell a lie.]

[abravelikehero]

Ah! Mao, just the person I wanted to see! I've come to steal all your Valentine's Day chocolates!

[oathsofademon]

...I was going to do that to you! And besides, I didn't even get any Valentine's Day chocolates, I stayed home!

[abravelikehero]

Whaaat? Really? I wasted my time coming over here then. What a pain. Then I'll steal your comics instead.

[oathsofademon]

You don't know where they are.

[As long as he doesn't ask, he'll be fine. And if he asks and he tells the truth, well, he'll just reacquaint himself with How To Use Rusted Instruments Stolen From The Hospital And Other Such Objects In The Pursuit Of Science.]

B

[licentious]

[ Ah. Well, it's nice to see if you have a regain or anything and you want to check it out.

Only to have your mailbox entirely missing.

Lust will just stand there with a blank face. ]

Well then, it's nice to always see Mayfield's property laws be defied. [ She'll do a quick glance around for any obvious clues or culprits. ]

B

[abravelikehero]

All laws must be defied! It is the law of demons!

[He's not too far away, in fact he's reattaching the mailbox to the far end of the fence facing downwards.]

[licentious]

[ She instantly locates the source of the noise and walks towards him completely calm. ]

And what do we have here? [ Explain yourself, demon!!!!!!! x(!!! ]

[abravelikehero]

[He pauses a moment and looks up and actually offers a smile.]

Hello!I hope you're not having a happy Valentine's Day.

[licentious]

I'm going to have a nice romantic dinner with my husband tonight. Why would I have an unhappy Valentine's Day? [ She's smiling back, but it's definitely one of those polite smiles that's reserved for containing impulses to call someone a douchebag to their face ): Don't mind her, she's just really two faced ): ]