xi.

[stabdads]

[Somebody sent him flowers? Oh goodness me! Slick is just a-giddy with excitement. Skipping merrily to the flower vase, he daintily picks up a carnation and sniffs in its lovely fragraokay who am I kidding Slick immediately sets the flowers on fire.

Unfortunately for him, he may have caught a little whiff of the smoke from the vase before dumping the ashes outside...]

[action, Febuary 14th]

[IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 13, Slick will approach you brusquely, without any sort of provocation whatsoever, and will shove a small, carefully wrapped box in your hands without so much as a greeting.]

This is for you.

[Meanwhile, if you're under the age of 13, Slick will instead hand you a black suit, a fedora, and a suspiciously-wrapped L-shaped package.]

We don't have much time so I'll keep this short. I'm your new dad, call me Papa Slick, and you're part of my Crew now. We've got a heist planned for noon, here's your suit and your hat and your gun. Meet me in the car when you're dressed. Oh yeah, bring an apron, I'm gonna teach you the best places to stab a guy.

[Well this isn't terrifying at all.]

Comments

[balzams]

[Trembling form the sudden confrontation he glances curiously from the box back up to Slick]

Do I... know you?

[Somehow he feels like he should]

[stabdads]

I just told you this shit, I'm your new dad. I don't think we've met before but that's fine, because we're family now and that's what really matters. Now get suited up so we can burn some buildings down.

[balzams]

I knew it!

[He knew it was a long shot, but he couldn't beleive his hunch was correct. Having craved family for so long he was pretty eager to go along with whatever Slick had to say in order to gain his approval. Seems like Latvia had received carnations the other day too]

B-but wait! I don't have a suit. Is it okay if I burn down buildings in my regular clothes?

[derpaheal]

[Hana blinked, and looked down to the package, to Slick, bemused. He hadn't been expecting a package, especially from a stranger.]

Thank you very much. I...I'll be sure to get you something on White Day.

[stabdads]

I don't know what that is, and I don't care. I'm supposed to give you stuff before you make out with me so hurry up and open it so we can get to the mackin'.

[derpaheal]

It's a...re...gift...uh.

W-what's a mackin?

[He doesn't want this gift anymore.]

[moemoetentacles]

Awesome! Am I a gangster now?

[Squid Girl eagerly dons the hat, experimenting with various angles at which to tilt it.]

[stabdads]

Yes. As of this moment you are part of the Midnight Crew. I'll call you Spades Junior, and you will carry on my legacy of icing chumps.

[moemoetentacles]

Is it okay that it's not midnight yet?

Action - I have NEVER been so glad to be playing a kid OMG

[imjustpicky]

[Picky was just minding his own business, seriously contemplating which of the treats in the bakery window would be best to get for Mindy, when some guy comes up to him and hands him gangster supplies.]

Huh?

Wait, wait... you're... but I...

[...he puts the hat on, because that makes it easier to hold the suspicious l-shaped package and suit.]

...are you sure?

[stabdads]

Do I look unsure to you?

[Slick pauses a moment. He doesn't look very unsure.]

Now go get dressed so Daddy can teach you how to do a shakedown.

[kinship]

[At only ten years old, Cain receives one (1) suit and a speech he certainly hadn't been expecting. Looking from the suit to the man and back, he shook his head, maintaining manners as best he could.]

Thank you for the... offer, but I'm a pacifist.

[stabdads]

I don't know what that is. [he really doesn't.] Look if you don't eat meat or whatever that's fine, I'll let you share Deuce's gummy bears. Now go get dressed while I get these molotovs ready.

[adventuretime]

Oh no! I'm sorry sir, but I already have a father! He's very nice to me and gives me wonderful clothes and everything!

I'm not really into stabbing either.

[stabdads]

Bullshit, everybody loves stabbing. Watch, I'll show you. Where's this so-called "father" of yours?

[cuestickgenius]

[Droog looks at the box. Then back up at Slick. Then at the box again. Then Slick.]

...the hell?

[stabdads]

I realize this is pretty awkward for you, but hey, turns out I'm in love with you. Also, I'm your boss, so you have to do what I say.

Now open the box so we can smooch.

[dreamsofmist]

[Chrome takes the items as they are shoved into her hands with a vaguely puzzled smile.]

Thank you, sir.

[She heads off to change into her new clothes, though she just sets the gun somewhere off to the side. She's got her rake if they need to fight anyone.]

[Once this is finished, she heads off to find an apron before returning to the car to meet up with Mr. Slick for her training.]

[stabdads]

Took you long enough. Okay get in the car, we're gonna go show these mugs who's boss around here. [chrome no chrome don't get in the car....]

[acuity]

[ well the suit and hat are pretty classy, and she accepts more out of courtesy than anything else, but... what????? ]

A... heist?

[stabdads]

You got wax in your ears, kid? Heist. Sting. Caper. We're gonna show this boss who's town kid, you and me, father and daughter. Go get dressed, we've got a lot to do today.

House

[ex_seventh238]

[Sipping a mug of coffee in the living room and going through some school papers when she sees him in the hallway.

Oh is he heading out... Well if he is, she sure isn't going to stop him. '_'a]

[stabdads]

[he pauses in the doorway, and then pokes his head back in.]

Hey you. [the most polite.] Did you change your hair or somethin'? Something seems different.

[foretaste]

[i'm going with the first option because you did not specify what to do if your character is actually 13 and tbh i can't be tamed bf i just can't be tamed.]

...

There's a bomb in this isn't there.

[stabdads]

[why are you making me do this. i hate you. i hate you so much.]

No, I used up all of mine. Go ahead and open it, you'll love it, probably.