Kill Six: Iris : I'm not a mean person, I just get paid to do mean things

[likeahex]

[Tex isn't really one for flowers, so when they appear in the house she just throws them out. Only they appear again.

And again. Deciding if the town wanted to decorate her house so much, she left them after the ninth attempt of getting rid of them. Two involving fire and bullets.

She's writing notes down in the room, just ignoring everything while she works. ....flowers smell nice...She finds herself reaching for the phone without even realizing it.]

[Phone]

So I don't usually say crap like this but I guess I should prove that I'm not as mean as I seem all the time. Thanks for putting up with me and being a friend Ken. You too Elsa.

I'd tell Caboose that too if the idiot was still here. They're all idiots. Tucker, Church, Caboose. But they're my idiots I guess.

And yeah. Church isn't that bad of a boyfriend. Even if he is....Church. I guess you could say I love the moron.....

[And here we....go]

....The Hell am I saying this? Fuck!

[And the phone is slammed down.]

[Action:

Tex is in the park. Shooting bottles. Yeah there's a firing range, yeah it's safer there. Fuck off. Or at least....try not to get in the way as she fires and knocks a bottle down. Muttering all the time about idiots and flowers.]

Comments

[phone]

[likeahex]

Maybe if I punch you hard enough, you'll forget I said it in the first place.

[Now she's just annoyed....not really though. Just standard Tex.]

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

You're welcome to try. You can't hit harder then a 2X4.

[phone]

[likeahex]

Please. I could break your arm if I wanted to.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

But you don't want to. [He actually does know better then to explicitly dare her. He has some survival instinct after all.]

[phone]

[likeahex]

I could, to prove a point.

[Tex, best friend ever.]

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

And what would it prove? People know I ain't the brightest bulb in the box and that you're a hair trigger.

[phone]

[likeahex]

Yeah, I suppose that is rather obvious.

[phone]

[weiss_tank]

Exactly, so why beat them over the head with it.

[phone]

[likeahex]

Well there's the, it's fun part. Besides people are stupid sometimes. Sometimes you have to beat them over the head with things.

...sometimes you just really want to beat them over the head with things.

Re: [phone]

[weiss_tank]

Well, I'm not gonna argue with you there.

[phone]

[likeahex]

Though apparently I punch people in my sleep. So there's always that chance.

Re: [phone]

[weiss_tank]

Well, I don't have to worry about that seein' as I won't be sleeping with you any time soon.