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Uzumaki Naruto ([personal profile] bunshins) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-12 02:54 am
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[ A - Goldberg Street, Building 849 ! ]

[ This is Naruto, stumbling down the stairs like he just got done being on the receiving end of one of Lee's famous Jet Li Youthful Green Beast of Konoha entrances. He looks fairly beat-up, thoroughly exhausted, and manages to just barely stick his landing by catching the floor with his face. Then he just lays there for a bit, twitching every so often that he's not making a noise somewhere between a groan and calling out for ramen.

He'll tiredly blink up at whomever finds him when he regains consciousness, and say: ]


--Did we win?


[ B - Randomly around Mayfield! ]

[ Greetings, people of Mayfield! On this fine day, whether you like it or not, you may be witness to a rather odd sight -- a blonde teenager with a silly black headband on, aged about fifteen to sixteen, darting around town like he's trying to find something. Or someone. You might also have to blink repeatedly, because there's no way that he's wearing that particular shade of orange in the daylight, and there's no way he's got fox-shaped whisker marks on his face. Those just have to be a tattoo -- and anything he says about being a ninja to whomever will listen?

Oh god, don't believe it. ]



[ C - And again, around Mayfield! ]

[ Having given up -- for the moment! -- on finding his own way out, Naruto is just walking around the streets, trying to get his bearings. At some point, a truancy officer comes up to him and starts trying to get the blonde to come with him, which of course starts and argument. Naruto says things like he doesn't need school, like he's already graduated from the academy, but the office-drone won't hear any of it, and keeps muttering something about kids these days not having any respect for their elders.

That is, he keeps saying it until Naruto grabs a conveniently placed can of paint and dumps it all over the drone. Now, cue chase scene!! ]



[ D - Down, the Neutron Diner! ]

[ After having gotten rid of the truancy officer, Naruto is still making a scene around Mayfield. This time, he's decided to go get something to eat, and lo an behold the first place he finds himself at -- that doesn't rightfully kick him out for being obnoxious -- is the Neutron. He hasn't been kicked out yet, but he's still making a scene. Loudly. ]

Whaddaya mean there's no ramen? What kind of stupid place is this?! Ramen's the best damn -- What? Huh?! No, I don't want a hamburger and ice -- what the heck are freedom fries?!


[ E - Phone ]

[ The line comes alive almost begrudgingly, like it knows the teenager handling it has no idea what he's doing. There's a few moments of silence, and sounds like Naruto's trying to figure out what the heck to do, and then, extremely loudly, he says: ]

HELLO?
last_to_kneel: (Nani!?)

[Phone]

[personal profile] last_to_kneel 2012-02-13 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
OY! KEEP IT DOWN!

[Yep, he's yelling back.]
last_to_kneel: (determined to stay on his feet)

[Phone] ROFLMAO!! Oh no! It will not! XD I'm so sorry....

[personal profile] last_to_kneel 2012-02-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
VARON! I'M NOT A GHOST!! YOU STARTED IT! WHO'S THIS!?

[He was trying to make a call until...well, his ear was nearly shot out!]

[Phone] Oh boy....XD

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extraordinarily: ☁ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ (Sex isn't supposed to be illegal.)

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[personal profile] extraordinarily 2012-02-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to yell so loud, you know. [ Of course, this is said in a very irritated way. ]
extraordinarily: ☁ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ (Don't you dare drink the milk.)

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[personal profile] extraordinarily 2012-02-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not tiny and I'm not a ghost. What, don't they have phones where you're from?

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jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Sandwich)

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[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-02-13 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll see a sharp toothed teen biting into a burger as big as his head looking over, an annoyed look etched upon his face. And then talking with is mouth full.]

Hey.

Guy.

Keep it down. I'm trying to enjoy my burger.
jaws5sonofjaws: (Default)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-02-13 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Umad?]

Whatever you say, buddy.

Anywho, you'd be hard pressed to find Japanese food here. This place is practically entirely fast food and diners.

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sparkling_eyes: (Light Blush)

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[personal profile] sparkling_eyes 2012-02-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Lyon hears the call of another newcomer, and decides to come over to help him out a little.]

The food here isn't actually so bad once you get used to it. The milkshakes are good, at least.
sparkling_eyes: (Light Blush)

[personal profile] sparkling_eyes 2012-02-13 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a little different than that. I thought the same thing at first.

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punches: (yeah you’re breaking me)

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[personal profile] punches 2012-02-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sakura is a teenager girl and that means her wardrobe consists all of dresses. Yes, this means she's standing at the foot of the stairs in a dress and with Naruto on the floor.. ]

W-What? [ It takes her a moment to comprehend this, bringing her hand to touch the side of her head to nurse the headache that was starting to form. ] This can't be happening.
punches: (narusaku ▪ You deserved it)

[personal profile] punches 2012-02-13 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dead? You look real alive to meeeeeeeeeeeee....

[ She's going to look at Naruto.

She's going to look at where his gaze follows.

She's going to look back at Naruto.

She's going to look back at where he's staring. ]


YOU DUMBASS!!!

[ Well, he's already seen her panties. It wouldn't harm her further if she were to swing her foot around in an attempt to kick him. ]

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godaime: (Someone spilled vodka at Ichiraku's?)

AM I LATE YET? || Action A! || 1/3 oh god

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-13 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well then, Naruto! Meet your new not!mom in her 50's nurse outfit.

The humiliating stuff this town puts her through. She briefly passes Naruto's room hearing him groan. She doesn't think twice about it being Naruto as he whimpers. ]


Well then, Naruto, it's nice to see you're he-[ WAIT JUST A MINUTE.. ]
godaime: (Out of money and sake?!)

2/3

[personal profile] godaime 2012-02-13 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wait a minute Naruto?! ]
godaime: (You did WHAT with Tonton?!)

3/3

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[ Darting herself into the room and quickly closing the door behind her. Naruto might be able to glance a bit of Drone!Jiraiya's stupidly long hair. ]

Oi, Naruto! When did you show up?! Is that really you? [ When Mayfield decides to treat someone kindly just by reversing their limbs, you have to show caution at every other turn okok. ]

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shishigami: (Default)

Phone. This needs to happen like BURNING.

[personal profile] shishigami 2012-02-13 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone's shouting in the phone? Well, leave it to Bang to continue shouting!]

HELLO!

you bet it is

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miraculls: (happy | out there it's the jungle)

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[personal profile] miraculls 2012-02-14 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy, this looks interesting and more importantly colorful! Have a gray skinned alien clown boy join in the chase.]

'Sup, bro? Hahaha, you playing some kind of starmonkey game?

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hehe it's fine!

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