Uzumaki Naruto (
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mayfield_rpg2012-02-12 02:54 am
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[ This is Naruto, stumbling down the stairs like he just got done being on the receiving end of one of Lee's famous
He'll tiredly blink up at whomever finds him when he regains consciousness, and say: ]
--Did we win?
[ Greetings, people of Mayfield! On this fine day, whether you like it or not, you may be witness to a rather odd sight -- a blonde teenager with a silly black headband on, aged about fifteen to sixteen, darting around town like he's trying to find something. Or someone. You might also have to blink repeatedly, because there's no way that he's wearing that particular shade of orange in the daylight, and there's no way he's got fox-shaped whisker marks on his face. Those just have to be a tattoo -- and anything he says about being a ninja to whomever will listen?
Oh god, don't believe it. ]
[ Having given up -- for the moment! -- on finding his own way out, Naruto is just walking around the streets, trying to get his bearings. At some point, a truancy officer comes up to him and starts trying to get the blonde to come with him, which of course starts and argument. Naruto says things like he doesn't need school, like he's already graduated from the academy, but the office-drone won't hear any of it, and keeps muttering something about kids these days not having any respect for their elders.
That is, he keeps saying it until Naruto grabs a conveniently placed can of paint and dumps it all over the drone. Now, cue chase scene!! ]
[ After having gotten rid of the truancy officer, Naruto is still making a scene around Mayfield. This time, he's decided to go get something to eat, and lo an behold the first place he finds himself at -- that doesn't rightfully kick him out for being obnoxious -- is the Neutron. He hasn't been kicked out yet, but he's still making a scene. Loudly. ]
Whaddaya mean there's no ramen? What kind of stupid place is this?! Ramen's the best damn -- What? Huh?! No, I don't want a hamburger and ice -- what the heck are freedom fries?!
[ The line comes alive almost begrudgingly, like it knows the teenager handling it has no idea what he's doing. There's a few moments of silence, and sounds like Naruto's trying to figure out what the heck to do, and then, extremely loudly, he says: ]
HELLO?

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[Yep, he's yelling back.]
[Phone]
OI, OI! DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU GHOSTLY BASTARD! WHO IS THIS!?
[Phone] ROFLMAO!! Oh no! It will not! XD I'm so sorry....
[He was trying to make a call until...well, his ear was nearly shot out!]
[Phone] shounen hero meet shounen hero? xD
[Phone] Pretty much! Varon's actually a filler villain from shonen. XD
[Phone] YGO something, right?
[Phone] Doma Arc. These two should never be allowed near phones. XD
[Phone] Never ever.
[Phone] Imagine school! *thuds*
[Phone] Naruto is a thorough opponent of schools that don't involve ninja training
[Phone] Oh boy....XD
[Phone] Yep.
[Phone] I think it's safe to say that a meeting with these two might be...HAHAHA!! a bad idea.
[Phone] naruto basically lives to make friends by beating them up
[Phone] OH MAN! I forgot about that! Varon did that with Jonouchi before he lost the duel. Let's!
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EH...?! WHAT WAS THAT? ARE YOU TRAPPED IN THERE, TINY GHOST PERSON?
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Hey.
Guy.
Keep it down. I'm trying to enjoy my burger.
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How can you even eat that? And my name's not Guy, 'tebayo -- there's no way I'd grow my eyebrows that fuzzy! It's unnatural!
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Whatever you say, buddy.
Anywho, you'd be hard pressed to find Japanese food here. This place is practically entirely fast food and diners.
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The food here isn't actually so bad once you get used to it. The milkshakes are good, at least.
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[ He's all kinds of incredulous. ]
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rofl you don't eat milk naruto why did i make that typo
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A;
W-What? [ It takes her a moment to comprehend this, bringing her hand to touch the side of her head to nurse the headache that was starting to form. ] This can't be happening.
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[ And here's Naruto, looking like he's just come off a battlefield...because he has! And it sucks. He's so dirty. And currently looking up at Sakura's -- ]
Ah, h-hey...Sa...ku...ra...?
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Done
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[ She's going to look at Naruto.
She's going to look at where his gaze follows.
She's going to look back at Naruto.
She's going to look back at where he's staring. ]
YOU DUMBASS!!!
[ Well, he's already seen her panties. It wouldn't harm her further if she were to swing her foot around in an attempt to kick him. ]
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TIMELINES HOW DO THEY WORK
MAN MY MAIN FANDOM IS TYPE-MOON I DON'T EVEN KNOW
/WAS ORIGINALLY GONNA APP GILLY, SO I KNOW YOUR PAIN
GREAT, THEN WE BOTH CAN BE ALL EFF TIMELINES TOGETHER
excuse my poor rapping skills
better than my own - my inability to rap is the only reason i haven't app'd killer bee anywhere
and why i can't app entrigan the demon from dc comics :(
and almost why i didn't bother with sakura myself SOBS.. early canon point saved that!
aw, but your sakura is great. I'm the one here freaking out about Naruto!
excuse you but your naruto is god tier tyvm. i'm the one freaking out over sakura XD
sdpowquepowuq thank you but there is no need to worry ilu okay? okay.
vgsdjkgl OKAY BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN GUSHING OVER YOU FOR THE PAST HOUR OR SO...
asdpoudpowuerpouqwe
NO SERIOUSLY YOU ROCK AND THIS NIGHT HAS BEEN AMAZING THANK YOU
oh yeah backtagging
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AM I LATE YET? || Action A! || 1/3 oh god
The humiliating stuff this town puts her through. She briefly passes Naruto's room hearing him groan. She doesn't think twice about it being Naruto as he whimpers. ]
Well then, Naruto, it's nice to see you're he-[ WAIT JUST A MINUTE.. ]
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Oi, Naruto! When did you show up?! Is that really you? [ When Mayfield decides to treat someone kindly just by reversing their limbs, you have to show caution at every other turn okok. ]
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[ Groans. ]
Why's everyone bein' so stupid today...
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Phone. This needs to happen like BURNING.
HELLO!
is that the ninja from blazblue please say yes
WHA -- WHO'S TALKING?!
you bet it is
oh my god i just literally laughed out loud at that reply. 1/??
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Done!
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C
'Sup, bro? Hahaha, you playing some kind of starmonkey game?
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sorry for the late tag, i was at katsucon!
s'right! now it's my turn for sorry; I've been swamped with work.
hehe it's fine!