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[ A - Goldberg Street, Building 849 ! ]
[ This is Naruto, stumbling down the stairs like he just got done being on the receiving end of one of Lee's famous Jet Li Youthful Green Beast of Konoha entrances. He looks fairly beat-up, thoroughly exhausted, and manages to just barely stick his landing by catching the floor with his face. Then he just lays there for a bit, twitching every so often that he's not making a noise somewhere between a groan and calling out for ramen.

He'll tiredly blink up at whomever finds him when he regains consciousness, and say: ]

--Did we win?


[ B - Randomly around Mayfield! ]
[ Greetings, people of Mayfield! On this fine day, whether you like it or not, you may be witness to a rather odd sight -- a blonde teenager with a silly black headband on, aged about fifteen to sixteen, darting around town like he's trying to find something. Or someone. You might also have to blink repeatedly, because there's no way that he's wearing that particular shade of orange in the daylight, and there's no way he's got fox-shaped whisker marks on his face. Those just have to be a tattoo -- and anything he says about being a ninja to whomever will listen?

Oh god, don't believe it. ]


[ C - And again, around Mayfield! ]
[ Having given up -- for the moment! -- on finding his own way out, Naruto is just walking around the streets, trying to get his bearings. At some point, a truancy officer comes up to him and starts trying to get the blonde to come with him, which of course starts and argument. Naruto says things like he doesn't need school, like he's already graduated from the academy, but the office-drone won't hear any of it, and keeps muttering something about kids these days not having any respect for their elders.

That is, he keeps saying it until Naruto grabs a conveniently placed can of paint and dumps it all over the drone. Now, cue chase scene!! ]


[ D - Down, the Neutron Diner! ]
[ After having gotten rid of the truancy officer, Naruto is still making a scene around Mayfield. This time, he's decided to go get something to eat, and lo an behold the first place he finds himself at -- that doesn't rightfully kick him out for being obnoxious -- is the Neutron. He hasn't been kicked out yet, but he's still making a scene. Loudly. ]

Whaddaya mean there's no ramen? What kind of stupid place is this?! Ramen's the best damn -- What? Huh?! No, I don't want a hamburger and ice -- what the heck are freedom fries?!


[ E - Phone ]
[ The line comes alive almost begrudgingly, like it knows the teenager handling it has no idea what he's doing. There's a few moments of silence, and sounds like Naruto's trying to figure out what the heck to do, and then, extremely loudly, he says: ]

HELLO?