Thirty Second Krieg - Phone/Action

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

[Phone]

My, it should seem, friends, I might need to offer my apologies for last week! It seems I might have been a bit more irritable then necessary, and I certainly hope there were no feelings hurt. Surely, surely, you all know just how much you mean to me, and how little I would wish to offend you!

Which brings me to something else! It came to my attention, Sir Hellsing, that Schro might have...ah, caught you in at a compromising time! I wish, of course, to offer my apologies, but boys will be boys, now won't they?

And now! We're approaching quite a wonderful time of the year for the younger of us here! Valentine's Day is just around the corner, isn't it? Which makes me wonder: what is it those of you here love, my friends? And surely, there must be something.

After all, it's only the inhuman, the monstrous, that have nothing they love.

[Action - The Police Station]

[Hey fellow policemen, check out the badass new swivel chair the Major has hauled in with him. At the moment he's hard at work doing paperwork, which is made a bit easier by the small, robotic arm that has popped out of the top of his chair, which hands him some of the sheets he's working on that he happily takes.]

Comments

[werejew]

Good.

It's gonna be the best fucking fireplace ever.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Yes, I'm sure many people will be enchanted at the story of the head you have above your mantle.

[werejew]

Of course! Who doesn't love a good Nazi-hunting story!

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Aside from having my head and your own word, why would anyone necessarily believe I was a Nazi?

In fact, who would believe you were here to begin with? Or that we'll even remember if we leave, girl?

[werejew]

My word's good; everyone will believe me. And weird shit happens enough back home where everyone will definitely believe this.

And why wouldn't we remember? This isn't the sort of shit you forget.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Because certainly the town has never done anything here to alter perceptions or memories before, has it?

[werejew]

Yeah, but when we beat their asses, we'll be in charge of the shit they use to do that. It doesn't have to happen that way.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Tell me girl, without one of the people running the machinery here to begin with, whose to say we'll ever even figure out how to work the devices they use here?

In fact, who's to say the may not have a self-destruct device they could activate the moment it seems like we might overtake them? We've made absolutely no movement forward, why think we will now?

[werejew]

There are, like, fucking legit robots and super-geniuses here and shit. We'll figure this shit out.

[sigh] Because I'm, like, optimistic and shit. Fuck your negative ass.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Considering none of them could figure out the machine upon arriving in the Dairy a few weeks ago, I doubt it.

Why, I am an optimist too! Just in a different, more palpable way.

[werejew]

That's because some dumbasses blew it up first.

What the fuck, you're fucking not!

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

And what's to stop that from ever happening again?

Perhaps not in your eyes. Optimism can be a rather subjective thing!