mayfield_rpg | Thirty Second Krieg

[Phone]

My, it should seem, friends, I might need to offer my apologies for last week! It seems I might have been a bit more irritable then necessary, and I certainly hope there were no feelings hurt. Surely, surely, you all know just how much you mean to me, and how little I would wish to offend you!

Which brings me to something else! It came to my attention, Sir Hellsing, that Schro might have...ah, caught you in at a compromising time! I wish, of course, to offer my apologies, but boys will be boys, now won't they?

And now! We're approaching quite a wonderful time of the year for the younger of us here! Valentine's Day is just around the corner, isn't it? Which makes me wonder: what is it those of you here love, my friends? And surely, there must be something.

After all, it's only the inhuman, the monstrous, that have nothing they love.

[Action - The Police Station]

[Hey fellow policemen, check out the badass new swivel chair the Major has hauled in with him. At the moment he's hard at work doing paperwork, which is made a bit easier by the small, robotic arm that has popped out of the top of his chair, which hands him some of the sheets he's working on that he happily takes.]

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[Perhaps against his better judgment, Slugger has decided to stop in at the police station for a visit. He arrives without a sound at the door to the Major's office where he stands just inside like a silent shadow, his bat at his side. After only a brief moment, he taps the blunt end of the bat twice against the floor.]

Come in!

[For his part? The Major doesn't even look up. Clearly, everyone no matter who they are are welcome in his office.]

[Slugger moves forward, stopping a fair distance from the head of the desk. As he awaits the Major's attention, his eyes drift to the disembodied mechanical hand.]

[And the Major just looks up.

And smiles.]

My! How might I help you today, young man?

[His gaze returning to focus on the Major, Slugger stands before him unafraid yet uncertain. So far it appears as if the Major hasn't suffered any serious damage from their previous encounter.]

I came to see if you were alive.

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And so it should seem I am.

I was quite impressed by your display, young men.

[It shouldn't surprise him that the Major would respond this way, but it does catch him slightly off guard.]

I was angry and you were in my path. That's why I did it.

Does that mean I should not be impressed by it?

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So what the fuck do you love, besides war and the sound of your own stupid fucking voice, because those don't count.

[CALLING FROM THE FLOWER SHOP

YOU CAN'T GET HER MOTHERFUCKER]

I love what comes with them. I love the terror on men and women's faces, as they look to the skies and see death rain upon them. I love the sound of gunfire, ricocheting and echoing through the night. I love it when someone, in a last ditch effort, charges the closest opponent and attacks again, and again, and again in a desperate fury to survive.

Really. I don't need to love anything else.

That's not really love.

That's just being a creepy fucking asshole.

Then tell me girl. What is real love?

It's being together no matter what anybody else thinks. It's punching out every motherfucker who even thinks about hurting them. It's really fucking hating them sometimes, but always forgiving each other in the end. It's finding each other in every different lifetime and still having everything end up the same.

That's what love is, and you will never get to feel it because you are a robot Nazi asshole who everyone hates. So.

And from the sounds of it you'll never see it again.

So I suppose it all balances out, in the end.

Nope. Just means I have something to look forward to when I go home.

Unlike you.

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I'd love for you to stop calling, does that count?

Certainly.

Good.

[Hangs up.]

[Nova enters the station, a folder filled with notes in one hand, a plate of flan in the other. He'll meander his way to The Major's swag chair.]

Good day to you Major!

I come baring most excellent news.

Ah, hello my friend!

[The Major just hands a few more sheets to the arm on the swivel chair, smiling as he turns to face Nova.]

Come, take a seat! Tell me what you might have found!

[And sit down he does, slurping off the last bit of flan. He holds out his folder.]

The experiment was a total success! My manifest can assimilate and duplicate the effects of your chip along with cyberdization!

Wonderful! Wonderful! Oh most excellent indeed! I cannot wait to see the results, my friend, and I hope we might see them put into practice soon!

I as well!

I am quite intrigued for what our little group has planned, it will certainly be a karmatonic event for sure!

Do you have any subjects in mind to receive this 'upgrade'?

.....

Friend, I believe it might be best to start close to home!

Oh!

How do you mean?

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