mayfield_rpg | ♈ >Aradia: Be a tough cookie ♈

♈ AA: Morning; Phone

Oh no...

I think I've been gone for quite awhile!

[There's some rustling and a clatter. Aradia went to check the calender.]

I'm sorry about not being around! I guess I...I don't think I've died? I could be wrong. Maybe I got droned? I'm back though. I'm pretty sure I'm back! Hehe, I guess I wouldn't be making this phone call otherwise.

Oh I have to get off the phone now. I'm going to be late for school!

♈ AA: Afternoon; School Cafeteria

[Aradia is just sitting at one of the lunch tables with her lunch baggie. She's munching away at her sandwich, happy and bliss. She missed all the operations. It was probably a good thing. Aradia would have been upset, and with her psychic powers available at her disposal...

But what Aradia doesn't seem to know is there's a wad of gum shoved into her hair.

She had gotten into an argument with one of the kid drones. He wouldn't let her play sports with them! The nerve of these drone kids. She didn't realize when she turned and left in a huff, he had shoved gum into her hair. Poor thing. It was stuck pretty badly in her hair now.

Someone better tell her, before leaves and gunk get stuck in it too.]

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Oh! I forget, I'm sorry. Not everyone is familiar with our Session rules. I take care of Time back where I'm from, but sometimes the timelines don't loop up right.

[She sounds so casual about this.]

...yeah, not surprised.

Well, I guess FLARP lives up to its name then, huh? Trolls sure are violent and dangerous.

I suppose you're right. But we were manipulated into the incident.

Had we not done what we had done, the First Gaurdian's creation wouldn't have happened. Of course, it was him who manipulated us in the first place. He had assured that we did what we were supposed to and follow our chain of revenge.

First Guardian... like Jade's hellbeast? Except yours sounds like an actual douchebag not just a crazy uranium dog.

B-but, still.. It must hurt a lot to die, right? A-and if you die, you can't get back to life anymore, that's just horrible..!

Something like that. Have you met Scratch? He's here in Mayfield. He's the First Guardian.

Well, I didn't die exactly! My Doomed versions died. I guess it didn't hurt though since most of those were robots...?

But I was dead for awhile!

You mean the teleporting pedophile? Well, that explains why he reminds me of Bec. And why it sounded like a douchebag did that to you guys.

... I-I don't think I understand everything that goes on in your world, I'm sorry.. But.. a-at least you're okay now, right..?

I don't know about teleporting pedophile, but his powers derive from the same source.

It's something of the past, and things worked out for the better! [Kind of. Most of her friends are kind of dead now. But they're fine here! And they could see them in the bubbles.]

It's fine! It's hard to explain. I guess you'd have to be there to get it. But I'm fine here. And I'm alive, and everything is okay.

He's totally a teleporting pedophile.

Better, huh? Well, I guess it's better than doomed. Funny how that works.

Oh no, is he teleporting into peoples' hives?

We're not quite so doomed! And I guess, without the session, I'd still be dead. Being dead sure isn't all that exciting.

I dunno, maybe. I caught him scooping up underage girls left and right like a creeper. [Never mind it was during the halloween event...]

Yeah, that's cool, I guess. I can definitely vouch for being alive being better.

Oh, he's done that to me before. He didn't quite appreciate me hitting him though.

I'm done with it! Hehe, although I guess I died once here. But coming back isn't how it was like back home either.

Yeah, well, it seems like he doesn't appreciate a lot of things.

You mean godtiering? Holy shit, can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was doing that? Dramatic music and light shows every day, people in different colored hoodies zooming around with shitty elemental powers. Absolute chaos, man.

Hmm. B-being alive is the most important part, so.. l-let's try to keep it that way as much as we can, okay?

I think it would be kind of fun! But the universe might not be able to handle that much power in such a concentrated area.

But it's pretty chaotic normally, so it might not make that big of a difference.

Yes! I think I much prefer being alive, and I'm done being dead.

That goes for you too! You should stay alive too. Being dead is just a drag.

It definitely make for one hell of a party.

Yeah, but now it'd be like, chaos in technicolor.

Oh! I really want to have a party. But I guess a corpse party is out of the question.

At least it would be colorful. It gets kind of boring here in terms of colors. Everything just looks the same.

Yeah, sorry, corpses tend to not stay corpsified around here. Though I guess that's exactly what you missed out on, was that being exactly the sort of thing they stayed.

That is why I am so glad I have magical sprite powers.

We can have a different kind of party then.

I used to have magical sprite powers! [Aradia has been like every single thing possible. Seriously.] I had to prototype with my sprite or else my Server Player wouldn't be able to see me.

Yeah, I do have to admit a preference to non-corpse parties.

Oh right, 'cause you were dead or whatever? I don't suppose you kept any of that, did you?

What would you consider a cool party then?

I don't know! Maybe I can get those powers back here, since this place likes to give us a strange array of items and abilities. [Aradia and Davesprite using magical sprite powers all over Mayfield needs to happen now.]

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I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GASLIGHTED

I COULDN'T HELP IT. IT WAS TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.