Dexter's Log Stardate 195X-005 : Carried Away By a 5:00 Shadow (Forward Dated to February 1st!)

[omlettedufromage]

[Action, around town]

[Dexter's feeling much better now that the meds have worn off. And now that he realizes that he has a full-fledged beard... well. There is only one proper way things can be described....thanks to Dexter's "improvements"...

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[bridezilla]

[ Just... sort of staring at this weird sight. No, seriously, what is this?! ]

Uh, you have a giant orange raccoon hanging off your face. [ ....because that is seriously the only thing it can be. ]

[omlettedufromage]

What?

[Dexter shakes the beard relentlessly, trying to get whatever's living in it out.]

My beard is not a house for you to live in, stupid animal! Out out OUT!

[bridezilla]

[ And now she'll just stare. The orange raccoon is really his beard, though watching humans struggle is always a past time for her.

After a minute or two of this fascinating process, Nena decides to speak up. ]

Now you're putting your hand inside it, hee hee!

[omlettedufromage]

[The beard sends a few impulses to his brain. To express the dominance it will have over the unknowing Dexter. In this case, it's mimicing the pain from a bite as Dexter tries to fetch out of his beard whatever is inside it according to this girl.]

What the- OW!

Something bit me!

[bridezilla]

[ THERE IS SOMETHING LEGITIMATELY INSIDE HIS BEARD.

WHAT?! THIS IS CRAZY. So Crazy that Nena will be very very surprised. ]

Something bit you?! How is that possible?! [ isn't it... just a beard? ]