doofenstrudel: (Bwahaha!)
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ([personal profile] doofenstrudel) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-02-05 09:46 pm

11 - Fresh Buttered Destruction

[Phone]

They said we get to destroy this place, didn't they? Yes! Yes they did! EXCELLENT! The the lot of you, you are going to help me! And it will be fun! And delicious. Be on the alert! Have your butter and your jam and your various other condiments and toppings at the ready! THERE WILL BE BREAD.

[Action A - 457 Stone Street]

[Mad science does not have to make a lot of sense or be particularly explicable. It just has to be MAD and INTERESTING. And Doofenshmirtz certainly thought that his Bread-Inator was both. It was also the only fully-constructed Inator he had at his disposal. It only took about an hour of effort to rig up a seat atop it, and to rewire the aiming mechanisms to be accessible from up there. It took him another ten minutes to find his goggles. And then he was right to work, taking aim at objects all over Mayfield and blasting them with an improbable ray. All the while, he's cackling and muttering and just plain grinning from ear to ear. This is some SERIOUS evil here, oh yes.]

[Action B - Around Mayfield]

[Maybe you're leaving your home. Maybe you're heading down the street. Maybe you're blowing something up, as seems to be the exciting thing to do today. But suddenly a blast of light will arc down from in the distance, and hit something near you! And then there will be overpowering smell of fresh, warm bread.

That's what a Bread-Inator does. It turns things into bread. Lamp posts into baguettes. Houses into fluffy loaves of white bread. Playground equipment into rolls fresh from the oven. Eat up, Mayfield.]
thegreatsaiyaman: (confused)

A

[personal profile] thegreatsaiyaman 2012-02-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Gohan just quietly watches his not!Father build his mad invention.]

Uh...dad? What exactly is that thing?
thegreatsaiyaman: (Default)

Re: A

[personal profile] thegreatsaiyaman 2012-02-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
A Bread-Inator? What's that do? Make freshly baked bread for people? That sounds pretty cool, honestly.
nozomisitter: (Default)

B

[personal profile] nozomisitter 2012-02-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Watches. Just... watches. And she slowly facepalms.]

[And she was getting really really hungry too.]

Having fun Mr. Doofenshmirtz?
afterthesky: (Confused)

Phone

[personal profile] afterthesky 2012-02-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bread?

[That's... really all she can manage]
a_crazygirl: (Not entirely sure if want)

[personal profile] a_crazygirl 2012-02-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[What have you done this time, husband. :|]

Did you just... turn the neighbor's car into bread?
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Leg Biting)

Action B

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-02-06 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart was gnawing on a mailbox when BAM!

It tasted way better than before and was much more fluffy.]

The hell?
licentious: (You thought the chillable logo was a)

action B

[personal profile] licentious 2012-02-06 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ The breadinator?

Lust will just start slicing the bread into tiny, consumable by a single human being, pieces.

This is by far the strangest thing she's ever, ever seen from Mayfield. ]
hardhat_truckie: (angry)

Action B

[personal profile] hardhat_truckie 2012-02-06 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh whoops. Your bread is being ripped into pieces by bullets. There's a mini sentry planted right there, and it's happily destroying whatever that's been bread-ified.

Engie himself is firing bullets with his shotgun at anything and everything he sees. Remember that dark side of Engie that you glimpsed during December Doc? You're getting a full-blown view of that right now.]
nozomisitter: (Thoughtful)

Re: B

[personal profile] nozomisitter 2012-02-07 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You have a point. So, does the bread just remain bread or does it turn back after a while?
thegreatsaiyaman: (Default)

[personal profile] thegreatsaiyaman 2012-02-07 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Gohan just watches as the device is aimed.]

So, how does it work? Isn't transmutation really energy prohibitive? And what kind of bread does it make?
jaws5sonofjaws: (Default)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-02-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart'll walk up to the Doc, breadified mailbox in hand and maw.]

Good stuff Doof!

If only I had some butter...
nozomisitter: (Thoughtful)

Re: B

[personal profile] nozomisitter 2012-02-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's very true. And it would make eating it pretty rough on the digestive system.

[Picks up a buttery roll.] Nozomi and I did our part but there's only so much we can do.
nozomisitter: (Facepalm)

[personal profile] nozomisitter 2012-02-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Eh it wasn't much. Broke a few shop windows and vandalized some cars. We've never done anything like that before, and it's not really something we're into to be honest.

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