JAWS 17: THE BRIDE OF JAWS!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Action: Locked to 1667 Nelson]

[Mart snores loudly in his sleep and starts rolling around and blindly gripping at the pillow in his sleep. He grips something. But it isn't a pillow. More a person. A person named Annie Goldstein. This can't end well.]

[Action: Outside 1667 Nelson.]

[Outside, you can hear loud screaming, crashing, yelling, and swearing. Followed by Mart, in only his boxers, flung out the bedroom window and onto the pavement below. He slowly gets to his feet in a daze, more or less unharmed. Dare you approach and see what this is all about?]

Ow...

[Phone: Filtered From Drones]

So. I guess even not celebrating your birthday in Mayfield still counts. Now, I'm 18, and an adult by town standards. And... forcibly married. Can somebody fill me in about what this means?

And since the cat's outta the bag, would anyone want to help me have a belated birthday party or something? Shit has just gotten too damn crazy now.

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[doudemoe]

Is she a drone or somebody conscious?

Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

She's conscious.

Ya know Annie Goldstein?

Phone

[doudemoe]

Can't say I have.

Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, I know her.

And she knows me.

We ain't happy about this.

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[werejew]

[There are a few things one needs to know about Annie Goldstein's sleeping habits. One: She sleeps in the nude, every day. Two: For all that she snores, she's actually a very light sleeper. And, three: Annie is not a morning person. She is not an afternoon person. She's just not a person in general.

Which is why she had elected to throw Mart out the window. It was way too early for this shit.]

And stay the fuck out, you creep!

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart brushes the broken wood and glass out of his hair all while attempting to run to the door all while in his boxers.]

If that door is locked I am breaking it down!

[werejew]

Good luck, motherfucker! I'll dropkick you into the fucking stratosphere if I catch your pervert ass in here again!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart jiggles the front door handle. Locked. But he can fix that. But first he wants to explain.]

Look!

I just woke up with ya like that! I have no idea how it happened!

Did you have to throw me out the goddamn window!?

[werejew]

[She seems to consider this for a moment.]

Uh, yeah?

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart bangs on the door.]

I'm gonna say NO.

But for now can you let me in so I can get some clothes on!?