30th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Action; outside 2237 Stevens Road]

[Regain time!  The event may have been irritating and dangerous just like always, but Yuna hasn't had a bad regain yet and she always looks forward to receiving something from home in the mail for her trouble.  This time, however, she seems puzzled by what she pulls out - a rather slick looking black suit, complete with dress shirt and black heels.]

Huh... I don't own anything like this.  Is the Post Office glitching too now?

[Blinking at the package curiously, Yuna unfolds the suit and decides to at least try on the jacket.  It's clearly well-made and visually striking, but the sleeves are a bit too long, and she has to roll them up at the ends to make it fit.  It also drapes just a bit too far past her waist, but the overall effect is pretty impressive.]

Yeah, this definitely isn't mine.  But whatever!  Maybe I can get it tailored or something.

[She'll just be spending some time looking at the dress shirt and pants after this, carefully lifting them out of the package and pressing them up against her body to check the fit.]

It might work, I guess...

Comments

[drank_the_milk]

It's a little too big, though.

[nozomisitter]

Just a little. Maybe you could get it tailored by one of the non-drones in town?

[drank_the_milk]

Maybe. I think that pony that was doing most of that kind of stuff is gone now, though...

[nozomisitter]

Mmm.... any others you know? [Like a certain mahou shoujo?]

[drank_the_milk]

Oh...! Yeah! I could ask Hayate!

[nozomisitter]

Another friend of yours I take it?

[nohardfeelings]

Yuuuuuuuuuunaaaa-chaaaaaaan~!

[ Oh hey speaking of friends, Seiko makes a beeline for Yuna and sliiiiips in close. ]

I haven't seen you around lately! Where have you been? [ She quickly smiles at Rin. ]

Yuna -> Rin -> Seiko

[drank_the_milk]

Yeah, she's--

[And then there's a Seiko. Yuna's face goes almost completely white. This could be really bad.]

Oh, uh, Seiko! H-hi!

Re: Yuna -> Rin -> Seiko

[nozomisitter]

[Rin felt her hackles go up inexplicably as the girl got close to Yuna.] Who is this, Yuna?

[nohardfeelings]

[ Oh golly, should she answer for Yuna?

Yes. Yes she should. ]

I'm her new best friend! [ Said with a slight glance at the girl directly in front of her. ] Right, Yuna~?

[drank_the_milk]

Um...

[Yuna glances uncomfortably between Rin and Seiko. This is going to be awkward no matter what, but she thinks it's going to be important to draw a line.]

Rin, this is Seiko. Seiko, this is my girlfriend, Rin.

[please don't grope me please don't grope me please don't grope me]

[nozomisitter]

Ah, nice to meet you, Seiko. [Well a friend right? No reason she should be so worried but uh...]

[nohardfeelings]

[ Does this well-timed hint make Seiko back off?

Not really. There's a pause though, which can easily be misinterpreted. ]

Nice to meet you Rin~ [ Then she notices the suit that Yuna is holding. ] Hmm? What's that? [ She beams. ] A suit? I never figured you for wearing 'em Yuna!

[drank_the_milk]

Um... actually, I don't think this one is mine! Or maybe it's something I don't own at home yet and get later. I was thinking of having it tailored to fit, though. What do you think?

[She's starting to relax her guard a bit, since it looks like Seiko's just being friendly. She holds the suit jacket and pants up against the front of her body again, stretching out a leg so they can see the current fit.]

[nozomisitter]

It looks good on her though. Really sleek in a business sort of way.

[Well this is okay then she supposed, nodding at that.]

1/2

[nohardfeelings]

Mhmm! Yeah, I agree. It looks very professional and regal.

2/2

[nohardfeelings]

Though I bet it would be a bit tight around here!

[ Annnd that's when Seiko reaches around and grabs Yuna with both hands. . . ]

[drank_the_milk]

Ahh...

[And once again, she got her. Just when she didn't expect it. Yuna screams and wiggles out of Seiko's grasp, immediately turning to Rin and waving her arms around.]

I-it... this... it's not what it looks like!

[nozomisitter]

Really? Looks to me like she just groped you. [Oh dear was her voice that frosty? Rin couldn't tell if she was more disappointed or just frustrated.]

[nohardfeelings]

Hmm? I thought it looked pretty straightforward, actually.

[ Says Seiko while putting on an innocent look. ]

[drank_the_milk]

I mean, uh, she did, but...

[Yuna looks between Seiko and Rin, caught halfway between being angry at the first and apologetic to the second.]

There isn't anything between us, Rin! You have to believe me! She just... does that kind of stuff on her own. She grabbed my butt when we first met too!

[nozomisitter]

Well I guess it's okay. I mean, she's just grabbing and all... [Jealous much? But she was also jealous she couldn't be that forward either.]

[nohardfeelings]

[ Seiko chortles. has also lightened up on all the groping. Now she's just laying her head on Yuna's shoulder. ]

Ehehe, I'd say you have the perfect relationship here. Rin is very lucky too! Yuna's booty is so big there aughta be a waiting line!

[ One of her hair twirls bops Yuna's cheek. ]

So when's the wedding?

[drank_the_milk]

Wait... huh? It's okay? I mean... she just groped me in front of you, and...!

[...Yuna cuts off there, realizing that this is kind of a pointless argument in the first place if everyone involved is okay with it. It's weird for sure, but she feels like she's kind of lucking out and getting off easy.]

...well, if you're both okay with it...

[She laughs a little, blushing despite herself.]

We've only been dating for like four days! And my butt isn't that big, is it?

[nozomisitter]

Well it's true she groped but if I got jealous now, well... I'd feel pretty bad since we haven't even gone on a date yet...

Er no comment... [Yeah, Rin was blushing with that last bit.]