30th Magic Bullet

[drank_the_milk]

[Action; outside 2237 Stevens Road]

[Regain time!  The event may have been irritating and dangerous just like always, but Yuna hasn't had a bad regain yet and she always looks forward to receiving something from home in the mail for her trouble.  This time, however, she seems puzzled by what she pulls out - a rather slick looking black suit, complete with dress shirt and black heels.]

Huh... I don't own anything like this.  Is the Post Office glitching too now?

[Blinking at the package curiously, Yuna unfolds the suit and decides to at least try on the jacket.  It's clearly well-made and visually striking, but the sleeves are a bit too long, and she has to roll them up at the ends to make it fit.  It also drapes just a bit too far past her waist, but the overall effect is pretty impressive.]

Yeah, this definitely isn't mine.  But whatever!  Maybe I can get it tailored or something.

[She'll just be spending some time looking at the dress shirt and pants after this, carefully lifting them out of the package and pressing them up against her body to check the fit.]

It might work, I guess...

Comments

[drank_the_milk]

I mean, uh, she did, but...

[Yuna looks between Seiko and Rin, caught halfway between being angry at the first and apologetic to the second.]

There isn't anything between us, Rin! You have to believe me! She just... does that kind of stuff on her own. She grabbed my butt when we first met too!

[nozomisitter]

Well I guess it's okay. I mean, she's just grabbing and all... [Jealous much? But she was also jealous she couldn't be that forward either.]

[nohardfeelings]

[ Seiko chortles. has also lightened up on all the groping. Now she's just laying her head on Yuna's shoulder. ]

Ehehe, I'd say you have the perfect relationship here. Rin is very lucky too! Yuna's booty is so big there aughta be a waiting line!

[ One of her hair twirls bops Yuna's cheek. ]

So when's the wedding?

[drank_the_milk]

Wait... huh? It's okay? I mean... she just groped me in front of you, and...!

[...Yuna cuts off there, realizing that this is kind of a pointless argument in the first place if everyone involved is okay with it. It's weird for sure, but she feels like she's kind of lucking out and getting off easy.]

...well, if you're both okay with it...

[She laughs a little, blushing despite herself.]

We've only been dating for like four days! And my butt isn't that big, is it?

[nozomisitter]

Well it's true she groped but if I got jealous now, well... I'd feel pretty bad since we haven't even gone on a date yet...

Er no comment... [Yeah, Rin was blushing with that last bit.]

[nohardfeelings]

[ Don't tempt her Yuna. ]

Neh, haven't you ever read the fairy tales? True love waits for no man, it just happens! Poof!

[ And with that Seiko leans into Yuna, with a big chesire grin. ]

And yes, 'dat ass is banging! I should know!

[drank_the_milk]

[Geez, she's getting it from both angles!]

Maybe I should work out more...

[She self-consciously glances behind her.]

[nozomisitter]

Er.... [How can she contribute to this? By carefully giving the girl a look to the bottom, blushing brilliant red.]

W-well... it is nice...

[nohardfeelings]

[ Seiko just pouts at Yuna. ]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Everyone likes big butts! It's a proven fact!

[drank_the_milk]

It's just muscular! You know, because I run a lot!

[nozomisitter]

W-well... [Oh god. What to say to this?]