JAWS 16 - GHOSTLY JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[PHONE]

Uh, so I know all this crazy shit is happening and all, the town going to hell... but Susan told me I gotta read 5,000 books by the end of the Summer, somehow, and I know if I don't she's gonna do something awful to me. It's pretty weird to go into town, so does anybody have any books they can throw my way or something? I really wish the internet existed here...

[Action, Library]

[With no other choice, Mart has had to go to the library. And while reaching for some books, his hand is now stuck to a book case. Struggling, he's sending books and wood flying...]

Comments

[phone]

[allwehad]

Wow. They really changed the requirements from when I was in school. I don't even think I had a summer workload.

Re: [phone]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Have you met Susan?

She is crazy strict.

[phone]

[allwehad]

Yes.

I would die if I had to be cooped up inside all day reading thousands of books.

Hope you didn't get any of those handouts -- the ones with the discussion questions and all that. That would be worse.

Re: [phone]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

I don't think I did.

And as bad as that is, I don't even wanna think what Susan'll do to me...

[allwehad]

Are you sure? You better double-check, so you don't miss all your points because there's nothing worse than starting out the school year on the wrong foot.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

If I screw this up I'm afraid Susan'll rip my feet off.

[allwehad]

Maybe. If she does, you can get a doctor's note and be excused from future assignments for a time, I'm sure. Silver lining and all that.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Uh, I kinda like my feet where they are, thank you.

Either way, Susan's just way too scary...