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[treefetish]

[Upon having noticed that she had somehow gained the ability to phase through solid objects, Audrey had done what any teenager would do: stick her hand through absolutely everything

This is how she ended up in front of someone's house with her arm stuck through a now-solidified mailbox. She does not look nearly as concerned as she should be.]

Comments

[micronation]

[Giving her a look, giving the mailbox a look, and then trying--in a strained, childish, "fine but I'm only apologizing because you made me" sort of tone.]

Please give Sealand his sleeve back.

[treefetish]

Good!

[staring expectantly at the mailbox

come on mailbox she's trying to teach a moral here]

[micronation]

[Staring at the mailbox.

Staring.

S t a r i n g . . .]

It's not working.

[treefetish]

Um... Give it a little more time?

[micronation]

[Staring the mailbox down.] The mailbox should hurry up.

[Pause.]

Please.

[treefetish]

[Pause.

Wiggles her arm a bit.]

... Okay, I don't think politeness is going to work here, maybe.

[micronation]

We could cut the mailbox up. [That wouldn't be potentially limb-threatening at all.]

[treefetish]

Um, the mailbox is kind of mostly my arm right now, so I'm going to have to pass on that idea.

[micronation]

Well we'd cut around you arm.