Kitty-robics! Cats-ercise! Nya-thletics!

[nyanpire]

[Action - 1649 Albright]

[There's a package on the doorstep for Nyanpire, but it's several times larger than him. And heavy, very heavy. He's trying his best to shove it inside so he can open it, but there's no real progress being made. It's stuck against the bottom of the door frame.]

Help! I need help! Nyaaaaaaa!

[Action - Park]

[Mayfield was a pretty scary place. The phone had some people saying some pretty serious stuff. Something bad could happen to his friends and any moment, and he didn't want that! He'd have to protect them! And the only way to do that, tiny-tiny as he was, was to get stronger. Up until now, he hadn't been too sure how to go about this. But he had just gotten back the giant pile of fitness gear and health products that Masamunya had bought for him. So now he was gonna use them! And get strong! And protect everyone!

So there's a little kitty with little kitty-sized weights on his legs, and a sweatband on his head, and a wagon full of highly questionable vitamin supplements nearby. The kitty is working out quite hard, doing side lunges and squats and running around in circles... and occasionally just falling over and panting and looking quite exhausted.]

N... nyaa... it's hard to be strong...

Comments

[recklessice]

That's right!

[Oh ho! This cat is picking up fast!]

You can't be strong in one day, but believe me. Doing them 'everyday' will guarantee you become stronger!

[prissy_hooves]

Is there any particular reason for your sudden fitness obsession?

[begintheoperation]

You should probably rest then~ If you work out too intensely you may wind up hurting yourself~

[snacklist]

[Al will always think EVERYTHING Nyanpire does is adorable, no matter what it is.]

R-Right!

[He moves into stretches, not that he has any muscles to stretch out so this is entirely pointless.]

[nyanpire]

I got ALL this healthy stuff in the mail, nyaa! My friend Masamunya bought it for me so I'd be healthy!

[His ears flatten and his tail droops.]

I miss Masamunya...

[nyanpire]

[This is small potatoes weirdness in the grand scheme of strange Mayfield crap, really.]

N...nyo? The sun's okay for meow...

I like garlic, too!

[nyanpire]

I... I'll work everyday, nyaa! I WILL!

[Tomorrow, he will be napping in sunbeams all day. But today? HE IS RESOLVED.]

[nyanpire]

[Oooh, tummy rubs, he could have tummy rubs...]

Prrrr... I wanna be bigger, so I can help everyone! Big, big, big-big!

[bye_to_yer_head]

So what's the nemesis of vampire cats? Dog priests?

*He .. may not even be joking.*

[ooeeooahah]

[ All the tummy-rubs. ]

Sometimes, the biggest help comes from the smallest one. But we will see if you are growing, and still train some more. Yoga, maybe some tai chi, and learning how to get into and out of small spaces, hm?

[nyanpire]

Tricks! I wanna know tricks! And then we race? ...but first, tricks!

[nyanpire]

Nyaaaaa.... tai chi, I could do tai chi, too...

[He's getting a bit too blissed out with the snuggles to contribute too much more to the conversation. Oh well. This is a pretty good end to a pretty hard workout.]

[ooeeooahah]

You need to stretch a little after every session, anyway.

[ Ilsa moves her hand until it is juuuuust out of reach for him. ]

[nyanpire]

Stretch...

Nyaa? [Wait! Where did the tummy rubs go? Nyanpire opens his eyes and reaches out with his forepaws, trying to pull Ilsa's hand back in.]

[nyanpire]

N-nyaa! That sounds SCARY!

[Perhaps he is right. Perhaps he is very, very right.]

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa smiles, and moves her hand a little to make him stretch above his head. ]

[recklessice]

Just... don't get overboard. Or you'll get tired.

[Somehow, Kaito has to watch him for precautions ;;]

[justdumbluck]

Alright. I'd bet most people here are bigger than you, right? So you gotta focus on their weak points.

[He sits on the ground to be closer to Nyanpire's height. He holds his hands out with all but the little fingers folded down.]

A good one, if you can reach 'em, is to grab their pinky finger and twist it around. Hurts like hell.

Can you use those wings of yours?

[That could be a huge advantage, and there are some weak points that it might be difficult for Nyanpire to reach otherwise.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I take it I'm close then.

Tell ya what. If I see any, I'll tell 'em t' steer clear of you. How's that?

[needsteaplz]

[She doesn't mind the swat and gets the message. She smiles and puts him back onto the ground before giving him a scratch behind the ears.]

Yeah...funny enough, I know someone who kinda looks like you except he's much more serious and grumpy. He's not a vampire though, he's actually the opposite.

Action - 1649 Albright

[flying_fleabag]

[Silverbolt was flying by when he heard the call for help! He goes to swoop down and sees it's that small cat he met a few days earlier. So he holds back the instinct to make a loud and dramatic entrance and merely lands a few feet away and walks the rest of the distance.]

You need some help? Could I maybe be of assistance here then?

The slow Nyanpire rises from his grave... D:

[nyanpire]

[Perhaps it'll help ensure that his joints aren't accumulating any grit or rust?]

Stretch, nyaa! Stretch, nyaa! One-two-three-four-NYAA!

[And after he's done with the back and forth to the left and the right, he's down on his front paws and doing a loooooooong kitty stretch....]

[nyanpire]

[Nyanpire sits himself down and listens intently to these words of wisdom.]

Weak points? Oooh... Pinky fingers! Okay! Okay!

[He gives his wings an encouraging few flaps! Nothing happens other than the flapping, though.]

I can't fly with them, nyaa... meowbey they'll get bigger someday...

[nyanpire]

That's good! I don't wannya get chased by a dog priest!

[He seems to be simmering down. Good thing he's got such nice people on his side to protect him from the scary stuff, yeah.]

[nyanpire]

[He turns a little circle when he's set back on the ground, and then sits and peers up at Saori.]

Nyaa... Serious and grumpy... do you know Masamunya?! He's a samurai! Is... is that the opposite of a vampire?

[He has no idea what the opposite of a vampire is.]