★ Eight - Wake up Little Susie

[redwhiteandhero]

A] 1445 Mitchell Road - Morning

[Ahhh, what a lovely sunny day in Mayfield! Assuming all that other mess is done with. America feels exceptionally well-rested today!

He puts on his bathrobe and slippers and heads downstairs to pick up the newspaper off the front porch before starting on breakfast, and-- wait.

July 23rd?]

I missed my birthday!?

B] Neutron Diner - Afternoon

[Bummed out about apparently misplacing three weeks somewhere, including the most important day of the year, America has helped himself to a very large ice cream sundae and is eating it all by himself.]

Comments

[redwhiteandhero]

Wh-- hey! [Now there's no way he can lose!!]

[little_thief]

[THE RACE IS ON]

[redwhiteandhero]

[He won't be defeated!]

[little_thief]

[It is a hard fought battle, but in the end, even a hungry Ace Attorney sidekick's appetite is no match for that of the humanoid personification of the land of the free and the home of the brave. Still, she puts forth a pretty good effort!]

Whew...!

[redwhiteandhero]

Phew... [America leans back with a deep sigh and pats his stomach gingerly. He still forgets that his human body isn't quite as indestructible as his usual one (and he'd already eaten about half the sundae. He lets out a huge belh and grins sheepishly over at Kay.]

You really put up a good fight!

[little_thief]

Clearly I need more training.

[redwhiteandhero]

Just keep practicing.

[little_thief]

Yes sir!

[Kay grins, saluting.]

[redwhiteandhero]

What's your name, kid?

[little_thief]

Huh? You don't remember me?

[redwhiteandhero]

[Oh wait crap, he forgot he was supposed to know her. Busted!]

I mean, uh...

[little_thief]

It's okay. The last time I was here was about a year ago, so you're not the first person who doesn't remember me.

[She smiles, putting her hand out for a shake.]

My name's Kay Faraday! I'm one of your citizens.

[redwhiteandhero]

Swell! It's great to meet you.

[little_thief]

Yeah, same! So, we never got to talk a whole lot the last time you were here. Since you're the whole country, do you have favorite sports teams or anything like that, or do you just like all of them because they're all Americans?

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[redwhiteandhero]

Aw, I gotta root for all of them! They're my boys!

[redwhiteandhero]

[He leans over the table and adds in a conspiratorial whisper--]

But between you an' me, I'm a big fan of the Yanks.

[little_thief]

[Kay grumbles a little at that, but it's good-natured enough.]

Haha, why am I not surprised? I'm a Dodgers fan, actually.

[redwhiteandhero]

I love the Dodgers!

[little_thief]

What about the Red Sox? There's this guy named Scout in town who's a big Sox fan. I like to give him a hard time about it sometimes.

[redwhiteandhero]

Y'can't help but love the Sox, poor bastards.

[little_thief]

He's a few decades behind, though - y'know, from when they were doing really well.

[redwhiteandhero]

Before the curse?

[little_thief]

Well, maybe not that far back.

[redwhiteandhero]

He must be ahead of me, then.

[little_thief]

I think he's from the 60s.