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[bread_goes_bip]

[Action: 307 Miller (backdated to the beginning of the event)]

[Death is already dressed in her traditional undead outbreak gear: 80s workout clothes. She's looking for Death and Mason, though for separate reasons]

We have zombies again.

[Action: Around Mayfield]

[Death is trying her usual reaping approach. Except it's not working]

These ones are different...

[Phone (Forward dated to Monday evening)]

[There's a rare note of what might actually be irritation in Death's voice]

If there's anyone else who could possibly regain something that unleashes a plague of undead on the town, could they please let me and Death know now?

[Action: Olney's Tavern (Forward dated to Monday evening)]

[Death is no stranger to Olney's, of course. It's a good place to meet people. She does not, however, usually drink with quite such... purpose.]

Comments

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm guessing aspirin doesn't really work on demons.

[eyesofaserpent]

It does, but with the nature of the pain... I don't know what would be strong enough...

[bread_goes_bip]

It's not strictly physical, is it?

[eyesofaserpent]

[He almost flinches at the question before he finds his voice.] Not really...

[It's like he's only half a demon.]

[bread_goes_bip]

This place can really get inside your head sometimes.

[As evidenced by the fact that she is here. Drinking with determination. When she's been at this job for ten billion years.]

[eyesofaserpent]

Yeah. It's good at giving you things you never knew you needed and then ripping it away.

[He might sound a little bitter, thinking about Aziraphale and his departure from Mayfield and everything that happened while he was there.]

[bread_goes_bip]

With how well they understand how everyone ticks, they could do so much good. And yet...

[eyesofaserpent]

Humans tend to be more likely to manipulate rather than uplift.

[bread_goes_bip]

Of course, that assumes we're dealing with humans...

[eyesofaserpent]

Their too creative to be anything but.