22nd ☆

[adropofjupiter]

[Phone - filtered AWAY from Ciel, Merem, the Scarlet Sisters and the standard drones.]

Yo, Mayfield, Marisa Kirisame here. I have two really important things, ze.

First! ...I need someone to teach me how to tie a tie. The, uh, suit kind of tie.

Second! We all know the Prom is coming up. I'm sure you're all getting tired of hearing about it. But! This is different. This is me announcing the After-Prom Party. Now this is for the, quote, teenagers - meaning those of us that are forced to go to high school, so I know not all of you are actually teenagers. But you get the point.

Anyways, it'll be at 1486 Kramden. [Which is the house of one Arcueid Brunestud if anyone recognizes the address.] There will be all that stuff After-Prom Parties are supposed to have and there won't be any stuffy sticks-in-the-mud spoiling the fun there. So there will be good refreshments~

And that's it!

Oh. One more thing. Patchy? Thought I'd let you know I'm gonna go do something dangerous. [Hear the grin in her voice?]


[ooc: Post-Prom Party at 1486 Kramden is approved by all players with characters at that house.]

Comments

[PRIVATE, oh so private]

[tsukihime]

We'll have to make sure she doesn't follow me.

I'm pretty sure I might be able to manage to do something stupid enough so she won't, though. I don't always do those things on accident.

But if we call a lot of attention to my house she's sure to show up.

[PRIVATE, oh so private]

[adropofjupiter]

Is she really going to follow you back to your house if she notices you heading that way when she has Merem to tease?

[tsukihime]

You really never know. I don't know if she ever really follows...but sometimes she knows things.

I think she'll find out either way, all things considered.

[adropofjupiter]

For the most part as long as I'm not drinking at home or coming home drunk, she doesn't nag as much. But I think she'll take special offense to this because it's you.

I swear she has the hugest girlboner for you at times, ze. It's hilarious.

[tsukihime]

The hugest....what?

[adropofjupiter]

Girlboner.

It's a metaphor. Think of a--

You know what? Never mind. Don't think of whatever I'm not telling you to imagine. Cause I'm worried you'd actually imagine it and--

...oh, screw you, Arcueid. Now I'm imagining it.

[tsukihime]

I didn't even do anything!

I want to know what's going on!

[adropofjupiter]

You totally did just by existing.

[siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh]

Fine. You know what a boner is, right?

[tsukihime]

[Arcueid goes silent...having to think about that for a moment.]

Oh! Is that a weird term f...[She kind of cuts off there.]

EW!! Are you saying Ciel has a penis??

[Arcueid seems to kind of go deep into thought about that, though. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS BEING FORMED IN THAT VAMPIRE'S HEAD??]

[adropofjupiter]

[That would be the sound of Marisa's forehead thunking against the wall.]

No... no... She doesn't have a penis. THINK ABOUT WHAT CAUSES BOYS TO GET HARDONS. [And not about Ciel-dicks!]

1/idk I'll tell you when I'm done

[tsukihime]

[tsukihime]

So you're saying that...if she did have one...

[tsukihime]

[tsukihime]

[Was there a sound like...something snapping?]

[tsukihime]

[tsukihime]

[...]

[tsukihime]

THAT'S GROSS!!!!

Okay done

[tsukihime]

Why do you say stuff like that???

[adropofjupiter]

It's not gross, ze. It's perfectly normal for girls to be attracted to other girls. We went over this when you were drunk, remember?

...and I say it because it's funny given the way she acts. I dunno if it's true and I sure as hell ain't gonna ask her if she does. But the evidence implies it and, well, I know she'll get overly defensive if someone ever accuses her of it.

It's not like I'm saying you've got a girlboner for her. [Though she kinda thinks so...]

[tsukihime]

No it's GROSS because it's HER!!

I DO NOT HAVE A..."GIRLBONER"...FOR CIEL!!!

[That sounds a little too forceful...but also really just highly annoyed.]

[adropofjupiter]

I'm pretty sure I just said I wasn't saying you did. Calm down, ze. Stop getting so defensive.

[tsukihime]

[Arcueid quickly shuts right the hell up.]

Well...I don't.

Hey what are you gonna wear at the prom?

[SUBJECT CHANGE.]

[adropofjupiter]

[Someone's protesting a bit too much~]

A suit.

[tsukihime]

[Yea, not even going to MENTION any certain similarities here.]

Like a black suit?

[Only prying in hopes it's not THAT similar.]

[adropofjupiter]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure most suits are black. I'll have some color to match Patchy's dress, but black looks damn good on me.