spring makes my fever right

[godcomplexed]

[Voice]

Hello everyone, been awhile hasn't it? Spring is in full bloom and it's nearly summer.

Thank god.

Spring is really such a terrible time of year. Not warm enough to do anything properly fun but all the snow has melted so that's another sort of fun gone. It's desperate to be summer, but can't properly make it. Completely overshadowed by summer. Never has a proper time to shine at all. The season always stuck in the back. Spring is really a bit sad, isn't it?

But worse than sad, it's boring.

[A sniff.]

No proper holidays, horrid weather. It's like... being stuck in cage on the planet Nersox, except nothing like that at all. Cages on Nersox are significantly more interesting than spring in Mayfield. It's nothing but rain and pollen, allergies and sneezing and blurgh. And even worse... I'm bored.

When I get bored, I start thinking. Even more than usual, which is really quite daunting I'll have you know. And this sort of thinking leads to ideas. And while my ideas are all very brilliant, when I get too many ideas some of them are less brilliant.

Well, they're brilliant but also dangerous. Like... trying to build a slide that goes from the top for to the basement. Which... should go on my list to do actually.

But, no, sorry I've gone off track. Basically, someone tell me something interesting to distract me. Tell me about your brilliant ideas, your amazing adventures, and before you say anything most of you have had brilliant adventures even if you don't realize it. I also want your brilliant but dangerous ideas, things to do in spring, something about where you come from, what you ate for lunch...

No, that's boring, I don't care what you've eaten, forget that one.

[Action-> Outside of 1338 Benny]

[The Doctor is sitting inside The Pandorica.

Well no.

He's not quite sitting. He's laying upside down on the chair, his back on the seat and his legs over the top.

He keeps waving his hands experimentally in front of his face and wiggling his fingers.]

Okay. Human medicine causes a strange mental state in Time Lords. Certainly interesting. Lightheadedness, detachment from reality.... Side-effects indeed!

...Blimey, have my hands always been so big? And pale. Perhaps I ought to start tanning. Yes, tans are cool.

Comments

[godcomplexed]

[SNEEZES IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION.]

[the_girl_who_waited]

[ It's so on.

Guess who's going to sneeze right back atcha, mister? Bet ya didn't like that, now did ya? ]

[godcomplexed]

Oi!

[Shoves at her.]

I didn't do it on purpose!

[the_girl_who_waited]

Like I did that on purpose! [ She so did. ] Gross, I have your germs all over me.

[godcomplexed]

You did so. Rude. Have some manners.

[Sniffs.]

I don't have germs. Allergies aren't contagious.

...Are they?

[the_girl_who_waited]

Not until you gain some yourself. [ Huff. ] Allergies are the most contagious thing known to the human race. If you can't escape them, how do you expect me to?

[ He has single-handedly doomed them to days of benadryl or whatever cheap 1950s brand they had back then. ]

[godcomplexed]

...They're not. I can tell you're lying. Mad, ridiculous, Amy Pond.

[Blows his nose and flops down on the grass.]

[the_girl_who_waited]

Can you prove they're not? I rather you did before you accused me of being a liar.

[ Plopping down next to him, short skirt and all. Super classy mom here. ]

[godcomplexed]

If you wait a few days and start sneezing, then I'll believe you. But, you're not going to so I figure I'll just start with not believing you. I can tell when you're lying.

[the_girl_who_waited]

I'm already sneezing. [ Does she need to fling more boogers his way?? ] This is unfair.



You're being so unfair right now.

[godcomplexed]

[Eyerolling.]

People sneeze everyday. Stop whinging over one sneeze.

[the_girl_who_waited]

You didn't even bless me for sneezing.

Do you just want my heart to stop beating for good?

[godcomplexed]

[Scoffs.]

You didn't bless me first!

[the_girl_who_waited]

You wouldn't be in trouble if your heart stops beating.

[ Mister-I-Pack-More-Than-One!! Amy has a single one and she needs it to function alright. ]

[godcomplexed]

Sneezing doesn't stop your heart! Unless it's from the Fluxian Flu then... yes, that can happen.

And, Amy Pond, just because I have two hearts doesn't mean that one is good enough. In fact, having just one working heart is one of the most painful things a Time Lord can experience. Lots of coughing up blood, fainting, vomiting...

[Oh, dear, she's got him all worked up. Walked right into that trap.]

[the_girl_who_waited]

Compared to a nice case of death for me.

Besides, what's that one saying? [ Aha! ] Two wrongs don't make a right.

[godcomplexed]

Says the girl who made the second wrong. You're in no position to lecture.

[the_girl_who_waited]

You just always have to be right, don't you?

[godcomplexed]

I am always right.

[Ah-choo!]

[the_girl_who_waited]

Gesundheit.

[ Boy, sure is nice not having allergies. Just going to show that off by taking in a deep breath. ]

[godcomplexed]

Thanks.

[WIPES HIS HAND ON HER SKIRT.]

[the_girl_who_waited]

[ Quit trying to get into your mother's pants. ]

Now that's just unnecessary.

[godcomplexed]

[Looks like a puppy who just got caught chewing on shoes. The whole pathetically watery eyes and nose help the image.]

You can get a new one in the TARDIS.

[the_girl_who_waited]

And the TARDIS doesn't have a single handkerchief at all?

[ Why does she put up with someone so rude........ ]

[godcomplexed]

Oh, of course she does! She's a superdimensional time machine!

Just not quite sure where.