The Amazing Spider-Girl! #15 | Humans are weird

[thug_disease]

[Phone | Unfiltered]

Yamame hears lots of people talking about something called...um..."prom."

What's that? Is it a party, like in the city? Or is it a fight?

How come everyone is so worried about it? Yamame wants to know!

Can Yamame play too?

[Y'know...there's a good chance she might have asked this last year. How sad.]

[Action | Park]

[Yamame's not really feeling too terribly up to tear-assing around town today. Instead, she's taking a nice relaxing day in the park.

Though, instead of being out in the open, Yamame's found a nice little corner of the park surrounding by some bushes and trees to build thick webs around. It almost appears to be a strange cocoon of spider-webs just sitting on the ground in the park.

Care to investigate?]

Comments

[encored]

A boring party sounds fairly accurate, yes.

Making friends through fighting, you mean? You might have success there if any of the other attendees are from Gensokyo, in that case. I wouldn't suggest attending the dance simply to punch people and ask them to be your friend, though.

[thug_disease]

Yamame didn't know it was a party, I was just asking to see if it was a fight!

Yamame's not that dumb. But if it's boring then maybe a fight will make it more fun!

[encored]

You know, I'll have to agree with you on that. If the right mix of people were to arrive and be stuck in a cramped room together for hours on end, a fight or two might just break out.

[thug_disease]

Hehehe! Yamame will do it then!

[encored]

The best of luck to you in that case. Do tell me if it works out in your favor, won't you?

[thug_disease]

It will work out, because Yamame is tough!

Wait...is Charles going to go to the prom thing?

[encored]

I certainly believe it.

[a muffled laugh...] Goodness, no. I can hardly deal with the people of this town on a good day.

[thug_disease]

You should go and have fun!

[encored]

Spending an evening around sweaty, drunken morons doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me.

[thug_disease]

It could be! You gotta make your own fun!

Yamame will take you with me even if I have to drag you!

[...considering the fact that she'll likely forget once the time comes anyway.]

[encored]

[he loves it when short memory spans work in his favor... not that he's taking it seriously anyway]

Thank you, but I'll simply wait for you to relay how the night went. Have enough fun for the both of us, won't you? Be certain to make it a memorable event.

[thug_disease]

If Charles doesn't go then he will be bored!

[encored]

I can tolerate another night of boredom, trust me.

[thug_disease]

Are you shy, Charles-san?

[encored]

I most certainly am not. I don't know why people continue to equate a reluctance to attend large parties with shyness. [yes charles why could that be...]

[thug_disease]

Because that's why shy means, silly!

[encored]

Introverted, maybe. [more like antisocial and grumpy]

[thug_disease]

That sounds like something a shy person would say when they don't want to admit they're shy!

[encored]

I'm afraid to say that isn't the case, but that most certainly isn't the case. [he almost goes to wave his hand dismissively but then remembers whoops he's on the phone, he really needs to stop making hand gestures when people can't even see them.]

At any rate, perhaps I'll have a different answer for you later. Why don't you call back then? I've something to attend to right now, anyway. [so smooth]

[thug_disease]

Charles-san is running awayyyyyyyy~

[Sometimes...nothing gets by Yamame.]

[encored]

[how eerily and entirely correct she is!! he'll just kind of sputter indignantly.]

That is not the case! Now good day to you. [RUNS AWAY hangs up like a winner]

[thug_disease]

[Yamame decides she's going to have to bug him at some point.]