028: Veni, veni, venias, ne me mori facias, RAZIROTH!

[ra_ra_razputin]

A: Action: 946 Beulah Street:
[Today, Raz is a MAN. As in, he woke up as A man. He first realized that this was not his assigned house in Mayfield, because none of his stuff was there. When he got out of bed and wandered into the hallway, he noticed that everything seemed smaller than usual. Did he magically age overnight? Again? He had to if all of his hair suddenly turned gray, right?

He did a doubletake when he caught a glimpse of not!himself in a mirror.



WHO IS THIS GUY.

RAZ IS NOT THIS GUY.

...WHOA THIS GUY IS SUPER TALL.

AND RIPPED.

COOL.

Residents of 946 Beulah Street may find "Sephiroth" flexing and admiring himself in the mirror in the bathroom! occasionally he may flip his gorgeous, flowing, silver locks.]

B: phone:
[If Raziroth is in someone else's body, then obviously someone has HIS body. He should... probably figure out who that is. He picks up the receiver and clears "his" throat. He's not sure how exactly he should talk, what with a completely different set of vocal chords than he's used to, but gosh darn it, he's gonna give it a shot.]

GREETINGS, MAYFIELD! Shoot, that was really loud, uh... hi. I'm looking for a boy named Raz! He's about four feet high and looks about elementary school age. Lives at 339 Brady Lane? You know, kid with the goggles? Anyone? Uh, he also has psychic powers. Oh, speaking of which! If you see Raz today, be sure to tell him not to think too hard about fire. Yeah. Uh, okay, that's all.

[Raz realizes almost too late that a grown man looking for a little boy and giving a detailed physical description may seem a little weird. Oops.]

Comments

✿ Action

[ex_bloomnobly385]

[Yuyuko catches sight of him from the doorway and can't help but giggle at the spectacle in the bathroom]

You seem full of energy this morning.

Re: ✿ Action

[ra_ra_razputin]

["Sephiroth" jumps and tries to cover himself up. Oh man. Oh man. Okay. Play cool. He can handle this.]

O-oh, well... who wouldn't be, on such a beautiful morning?

[ex_bloomnobly385]

[She laughs again]

I know! You always seem quite withdrawn though, I suppose I just saw you as someone who wasn't a morning person.

Or an afternoon person.

Or much of an evening person either.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[HA HA... maybe he can't handle this.]

I'm, uh, full of surprises?

[ex_bloomnobly385]

Seems so, you certainly surprised me.

Say, are you hungry? Would you like breakfast?

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Ohboy food!]

Breakfast? Sure! Can we have pancakes?

[ex_bloomnobly385]

That depends on if you can make pancakes or not.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[OH...NO...]

O-of course I can make pancakes! I'll go make them right now!

[ex_bloomnobly385]

Thank-you, I'll be waiting in the garden for when you're finished.

I don't think I've had pancakes before, I look forward to it.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Y-yeah. I better go to the... kitchen. To make. Pancakes. Yeah.

[HE'S DOOMED.]

[ex_bloomnobly385]

Is there something wrong?

[technohippie]

[WHY IS SEPHIROTH LOOKING FOR RAZ. AND WHY DOES HE SOUND SO WEIRD ABOUT IT.]

...

Whatcha need with Raz?

[ra_ra_razputin]

[GASP.] Quinn! Quinn! It's me, Raz! I woke up in somebody else's body! Have you seen me at all today? Er, my real body?

[technohippie]

...You woke up as Sephiroth?! No, I haven't seen ya today... What the hell, man? Is this for real?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Is that who this guy is? I guess so! I'm pretty sure it's for real, I pinched myself and nothing happened.

[technohippie]

Tall guy, long silver hair, green eyes? That'd be Sephiroth... Geez, does this mean he's in YOUR body or somethin'?

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Leans over and catches himself in a mirror.]

Yeeeep, that's him all right. Whoever's got my body, I have to find them fast before they realize I have psychic powers! I don't think they transferred over, if you know what I mean.

[technohippie]

Don't worry, if you're in that guy, you've at least got some ass-kickin' at your disposal.

B

[tsunkinesis]

What do you want with Raz? if you're gonna try take his brain or pull anything funny, you'll have to go through me first.

[ra_ra_razputin]

Oh, hey Lili! You are not gonna believe what just happened to me.

[tsunkinesis]

...Did you hit puberty overnight or something? What just happened?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Kind of! I woke up as a completely different person! Literally!

He's really tall, it's kinda disorienting.

[tsunkinesis]

I bet. So if you're in someone else's body, you're in a totally different house.

Geeze, this whole thing sounds like a really bad movie.

[ra_ra_razputin]

This whole town is like a bad movie. A bad movie marathon! At least they didn't get you.

[tsunkinesis]

Yeah, my house seems okay. Strange how that works. Anyway, any idea where you are now?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Somewhere where I don't know where I am. Or, uh... wait! [He finds the address on some mail lying on a nearby table] Beulah Street! 946 Beulah Street!

[tsunkinesis]

Beulah street...can't say I've been there yet. Do you know if it's near Stevens Road? I can try meet up with you. Or we could meet up at the park or something.

[silver_soldier]

[Hey, Raz. Someone has been rather carefully monitoring the phone this morning, listening for...his own voice. And that isn't weird at all. He's sure you won't find it weird to have your voice answering you, either.

Even as a kid, in a completely unfamiliar body, Sephiroth sounds too mature for his age.]

Why shouldn't I think too -

[There is a tinny sort of 'fwoomph' noise over the phone.]

...ah.

[There is a brief pause, and then a distinct sound of tinkling glass. It's a good thing Sephiroth is a fast learner, and has been trying to puzzle out this body's strange powers for most of the morning.

Of course, anyone who suddenly sees a flaming end table fly out 339 Brady's living room window may have a different opinion. Especially if they're almost hit by said flaming end table.]

In my world, normally one needs materia for that sort of thing.

I suppose, as far as warnings go, I should caution you not to hit anything. Especially not with your full strength. Particularly not people.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz cringes at every sound of destruction he hears over the phone, and wonders if his house will still be there whenever this wears off. Perhaps he shouldn't mention the Psi-blasting....]

Yeeeaaah. You should be okay so long as you try not to think about destroying stuff. I know! You should definitely try to invisible and levitate instead. Those are fun!

So, wait, do you have super-strength?

[GASP.]

Are you a superhero.

[silver_soldier]

I'll try not to. [He sounds faintly amused.] Though I'm...rather surprised, how easily activated such potentially destructive powers are. If I had materia from my own world at my disposal, I could do much the same, but tapping into them isn't triggered quite so simply.

[Okay, that overawed gasp - in his own voice - is just too amusing, and Sephiroth actually laughs a bit.] Not quite. I'm a SOLDIER...but a very powerful one. With enhanced strength, yes...though I suppose whether or not it qualifies as super strength depends on the criteria.

[He pauses. Sephiroth doesn't know that much about psychology in practice, even less about children...but he's extremely intelligent, and sometimes he just has insight about things.] Be careful how and where you test it. [He doesn't say 'if'. That tone of voice told him quite a lot.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

Well, I did have to learn them all first... [he decides to be modest and not mention that he learned them all in less than 24 hours.] You guys have stuff that lets you just do it? Sounds kinda dangerous. But cool.

Okay, I won't punch anyone. Got it. But, uh, what if I were to, say, pick up a car? Can I pick up a car?

[He sounds very excited about the prospect of picking up cars, for some reason.]

asdfsdf sorry forever late

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Sephiroth, what the he--

[Wait. Waiiiiiit.]

Raz. That's you isn't it.

[SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.]

It's cool!

[ra_ra_razputin]

No!

Maybe!

...Yes. Hi.

herp derp forgive meeee

[wolfishsurvivalist]

That would certainly explain the way I thought you were acting earlier.

I forgive you~

[ra_ra_razputin]

You saw me? I mean, my body? Where'd it go?

yeee ;; v ;;

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Erm.

[Her ears fold back as she thinks furiously.]

Where did he go?

[ra_ra_razputin]

And, uh, whoever's got my body didn't set anything on fire, did they? I don't have any of my psychic powers so I think they're all still in my body!

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Not...that...I know of?

Wait, you can set things on fire with your mind?

[ra_ra_razputin]

Yeah! With Pyrokinesis! Pretty cool, huh?

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Actually, yeah. That's pretty awesome.