Episode IV: Freaky Friday event

[last_ofthe_jedi]

{A: Phone - Closed to Leia}
-- time: Mid-morning

Leia? Leia! Are you there? [It sounds like a woman's voice but this person doesn't state who they are.]

{B: Action - Open to all}
-- location: Downtown
-- time: Afternoon

[Looks like the princess is out to run errands. Hmm, her walk looks a little manly. And those pants don't really fit her. Are they borrowed? What's a woman *gasp* doing wearing pants, anyway? She also seems to be glancing around a little bit, almost as if she wants to avoid certain people.]

((alittleshortforaprincess will be responding to these tags))

Comments

B: DEPLOYING BOOB POLICE

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[Hmm, she looks like she's up to something]

Leia? Something happening?

[alittleshortforaprincess]

Wes! [This person who looks and sounds like Leia rushes over to him and looks around, as if afraid of being overheard.]

Have you noticed anything strange happening to people today?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Well, it's a day ending in y, but nothing in particular.

[alittleshortforaprincess]

Ah. ["Leia" seems a little disappointed at this.]

Well, okay, this is going to sound insane but... I'm Luke.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[Maybe a year ago it would have]

In. Leia's body.

[Well that's a whole new galaxy of awkward]

[alittleshortforaprincess]

[He sighs and rolls his eyes... er, Leia's eyes.]

Yes. Do you have any idea how awkward this is?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I'm going with incredibly.

Just, uh... don't look down... ever?

[alittleshortforaprincess]

[Not amused.]

Wes, I have to live in this body. Unless someone wants to volunteer to dress me and bathe me I'm going to have to eventually.

... Don't volunteer.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

If it was any other woman...

[But it's not.]

At least it has to go back to normal eventually.

[alittleshortforaprincess]

I know! [He covers... Leia's face with... Leia's hands.]

Anyone else. Why did it have to be Leia? Because Mayfield is sadistic, that's why.

If she were just my sister it wouldn't be so bad, but-... I used to... Well, you know all about that, I'm sure. And if it were just a woman I had feelings for, that also wouldn't be so bad. It's the two combined that make this so...

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Oh, I know. We all did, back then.

Sometimes this town has a strange sense of humour. If you can call it that.

[alittleshortforaprincess]

[Linefais.]

Strange. Right. Deranged, demented, sick...

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Twisted, sadistic, decidedly lacking in actual funny...

[alittleshortforaprincess]

[For a moment Leia!Luke looks up at Wes with a sour expression as if to question... well, everything. Then he looks back down at the pavement.]

I can't let it get to me, you know. The more I do the more Mayfield wins.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

At least it'll pass. Just... awkward, in the meantime.