Third truth ღ Backdated to a couple days after Port West

[lovepowered]

Outside 772 Bunker Street | Action for housemates or anyone passing by:

[Shirley takes a few packages out of the mailbox. The first one she opens eagerly, only to have a large glove immediately punch her square in the face.]

Ow!

[Indignantly, she rubs the shiner it gave her, before moving onto the next package... which is buzzing. Shirley stares at it and then promptly decides not to open it, opting for the third.

It looks different from the other two. Is this one of those mythical 'things from home'? There's only way to find out...]

Phone | Unfiltered:

Uh, hey! It's Shirley again. I have kind of a weird question. Two weird questions!

What's the strangest thing you've ever gotten back in the mail?

And, um. How long can you keep bees holed up in a box before they get out? Can you toss them in a lake or something? Just wondering.

Thanks for the help!

Comments

[heavenfang]

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Having trouble with bees?

[lovepowered]

Y-Yeah. At least, I don't know anything else that makes a sound like that.

[heavenfang]

I'd definitely get rid of it then.

[priceofmagic]

The bees are still in the box, right? Just put the box in your fridge for thirty minutes!

[lovepowered]

Will that work?

Phone

[theverymodel]

Received physiology in mail. Most peculiar.

Bee question depends on packaging and species.

Phone

[lovepowered]

Physiology...? Wh-what do you mean?

Er, well, it looks like a cardboard box! I don't want to open it to find out what kind of species, they are. They don't sound like happy bees.

Re: Phone

[theverymodel]

Correct body arrived. Strange. Useful.

Release smoke near box. Immobilize bees. Proceed from there.

Phone

[doudemoe]

[Well, just from that brief call, he can draw a few points:
A) This girl is asking about our strangest regains.
B) She's also randomly asking us how to get rid of a box of bees.
From there he arrives at C) She's just regained a box of bees....having maxed Academics comes in handy.]

Seconding the fridge.

Phone

[lovepowered]

If I stick them in there, they'll die, right? [It's not like she takes joy in being a merciless bee assassin, but she can't just let these things out.] Thanks for the help.

Phone

[mal_addict]

Whatever you do, don't open the bee-box. Those things are evil personified.