mayfield_rpg | 29th Invasion

[Well, Squid Girl's finally gotten around to opening her Christmas presents from Mayfield. One of them she's secreted away in the closet for a rainy day, and the other she's clearly not too pleased with. She can be found outside 462 Stone Street on Saturday afternoon, carrying a rather sizable box with her tentacles out to the curb to throw out with the trash. It's open at the top, and some of the contents are messily hanging out of the side - for anyone who actually bothers to look, it appears to be filled to the brim with adorable cosplay outfits of all varieties. Maid uniforms, kimonos, school uniforms, school-issue swimsuits, and all manner of generic anime-themed costumes.]

Won't be needing these here!

[She sets the box down with a heavy thud, reaching over to take the lid off one of the metal trash cans sitting nearby. Digging into the package, she then starts shoveling costumes out one tentacle-ful at a time, trying to stuff them all down into the trash as best she can. This is a flagrant waste of such well-made and adorable costumes. Clearly she should be stopped before she ruins them all.]

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[Eridan watches. All those things... All these ~feels~. He certainly does not want to see much good clothing go to waste, especially when they could be used on ~~him~~ her. And by her , i mean Feferi.]

Maybe you should be givin' those things away instead a' makin' more waste.

You'd look pretty stupid wearing this stuff, you know.

[Oh no. That is too cute.]

Hey! If you're not gonna use all those, I can! They'd be really cute...

[blinkblink]

...you weren't serious about wearing a dress, were you, Eridan?

I guess there's a few things he could probably wear.

Well, I did wear that thing at the whole... Halloween thing.

But not really I mean whatever I wear would look even better on you so...

This is true. And you did pull the whole 'if I dress like a girl will you tell me what you're actually thinking?' thing a while back.

I'll admit, a lot more of this would look cute. But, well...

[That giggle of hers and the look she shoots Squid Girl can only mean one thing. And one that's not going to end well for one of them.]

[Squid Girl waves a hand dismissively.]

Sure, do whatever you want with them, I just don't want to have to look at those stupid costumes every day.

What are you glubbin' about, Fef?

[Nervous Eridan is nervous...]

Oh, nothing at all~

[Quick inspection of trash bin. Nothing gross at the bottom. This is good.]

Whale, I know where these will be going!

[Scoops up the cute outfits. Giggles even more.]

That worked out even better than I thought it would!

She's definetly plottin' somethin' an I'm not sure how I feel about it...

I'm not plotting a fin~ Just going to take all these home. You are going to give me a hand, right?

[She has a plan, all right.]

Well, uh, glad you like them, I guess.

You're sayin' it as if I have a choice in the fuckin' matter.

[He really does have nothing better to do though, as much as he will complain about it. He knows who wears the pants here in the end, and they're certainly not striped like his.]

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Silly fish!

[As long as they are both clear on who wears the not-striped pants here.]

And fine. I'll let you pick out something for me. We'll trade turns?

Wanna come too, Squiddle-buddy?

[Hmmmmmmm. She honestly has to think about that one. On one hand, she's been forced into these outfits so many times that just looking at them has almost turned into some kind of crazy trauma switch for her.

But on the other hand: schadenfreude.]

...Sure, I'll come!