mayfield_rpg | 4th Purification: Crank Dat Solar Boy (Backdated to April 2nd)

(Django hasn't delved into the world of pranking before, but he feels he's off to a good start. As such, he'll just proceed with the other names in his list! He apparently has a knack for sneaking into people's houses, so that's just what he'll do!)

For sinistraljoker

(Welp, here he is: prowling your house while you're asleep. Don't mind Django here as he replaces your shampoo with one of the finest products the supermarket has to offer. Don't worry; Django only buys the good stuff.)

For kettchmeifyoucan

(Since you're a natural prankster, Django's had a really hard time trying to get through your defenses. It suddenly hit him when he was enjoying some apple pie... [BEWARE THE FORESHADOWING!]

So whatever may have happened, the Solar Boy has managed to sneak into your place and put together a fancy little contraption to overwhelm your face with one of Django's homemade apple pies when you open one of the doors in your house. What can he say? The kid loves apples.)

For thebeastwithout

(To Django, this scenario pretty much looks like this. The name alone implies some sort of shapeshifting, but if he had animal senses...then this would be a lot of trouble.

So here he is, keeping lookout for this great beast he assumes to be guarding the house. It'll be rough trying to sneak in, but the Solar Boy never gives up!)

Action: Around town

(Juuuuuuuuuuust in case anyone wants to bother Django while he's out doing...whatever he's doing. He's not too much fun without occasional people to troll him.)

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('Tis a foul riddle indeed, but Django shall overcome it...somehow.

The house is in worse shape than he initially thought. Django will absolutely have to help him with this after the prank wars are over. He has to wonder if the clues are hidden underneath all of this mess...

...but searching through all of that would take much too long. Instead, he's going to check the upper windows if any of them are opened. He might be able to manage using the ladder if that were the case. He also wants to check that box blocking that way to the garage door. Maybe there's something in there he can use to help him out!)

[The stepladder is a little too short to reach the upper windows, though the roof is slanted such that if Django was willing to brave a big vertical jump and a desperate claw to safety, he might be able to reach it. The big box-like thing does not seem to be able to be opened! It is probably inadvisable to do so. There are warning signs all over it. No doubt it is filled with bees or rabid naked mole rats or just a lot of electrical wiring.

In the front yard, a sneeze can be heard. Is Beast Boy awakening?!]

(Django thinks he could reach the roof if he tried that. He wants to look around for these clues before attempting that, though; rockets and blue monkeys must mean something...

...but that sneeze alerts Django and he quickly presses himself against the wall. No sudden movements or noises! He's going to peek around the corner to keep an eye on the green dog.)

[The green dog is snuffling adorably under his tree. Spring allergies, maybe. It yawns a little and stands to stretch.]

(Spring seems to have that effect on people. Dogs, too. Thankfully, Django's outdoors enough to not have to worry about that.

He'll remain motionless as he watches the dog do whatever it's about to do. Can't give away his position yet!)

[Hm. As he continues watching, the dog... raises a hind leg... towards the tree...........]

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(Now that Django has returned to the backyard, he's truly considering climbing up to the roof. Perhaps he'd at least find a clue about the rocket up there! It makes sense, right? Stepladder in hand, he slowly positions it against the house and ascends the steps. He might not be able to reach it the first time, but he makes that first jump...

...and just barely misses the ledge. Maintaining his balance like this is tricky, but it'll only get worse the more he tries. The second attempt lets his fingers feel it, but on the third jump...he has a hold!

Unfortunately, he might have made more noise than he wanted to, jumping up and down like that, but at least he was finally on the roof! He enjoyed standing on the roof of his own home; it let him feel closer to the sun...but now wasn't the time for that. He has to investigate the rooftop for something that could help him...)

[Django has successfully bypassed all stupid riddles with his shortcut! Barely any of the second floor windows are locked. He'll have to cut through some screens to get inside, but he probably came prepared for that.

The sound of barking from the front, though, resounds.]

(Though Django prefers actually going through riddles, he doesn't mind finding his way around this time. Because there's always one way to make it through, right?

Though the dog barking makes him worry; he might have to speed things up a bit. Thankfully, he is prepared for those pesky screens; a knife to cut through them and the money to buy a replacement. This might unfortunately be a clue to leave Beast Boy wary if he sees it, but he'll have to make due. He'll start quickly cutting through the screen and once Django makes a large enough opening, he'll swing right in! Here's hoping he doesn't land in more trash...)

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[Django may want to hurry! That barking is certainly getting louder! He lands in what seems to be a drone's bedroom, as it is obviously far too neat for Beast Boy.]

(Oh man, gotta do this fast! Django rushes on over to the bathroom to commit the prank he set out to complete in the beginning: spike the toothpaste with the strongest hot sauce available in the general store.

It's a delicate process since he doesn't want to leave a trail behind, but with the trap set, the Solar Boy returns to the drone's room, climbing through the window back up to the roof so he could flee the area by hopping across rooftops.)

[Django leaps onto an adjacent roof just as a green dog sleepily meanders into the backyard, still barking loudly. Beast Boy yawns a little before flickering back into human.

...Weird. Where did that ladder come from?]

(Such a shame that he couldn't cover his tracks better, but at least Django managed to set the prank as he wanted to. All that had to be done now was to wait...

Despite how filthy the house looked, Django at least hoped Beast Boy would at least brush his teeth on a daily basis. Boy, he really knew nothing about the guy...)

[The ladder, the cut screen... Everything was too suspicious! He just knows someone's been messing around inside.

......Haha, as if anyone would mess with his hygiene stuff. That would be the last thing someone would touch. It's not as if he ever used it.

It will take a while, but eventually, Beast Boy will decide to meet up with Tara. And that means...]

Eugggggh. What is this stuff?! Pepper flavored toothpaste?

4th Purification: Crank Dat Solar Boy (Backdated to April 2nd)

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