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mayfield_rpg2012-04-02 01:11 am
cawtier) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-04-02 01:11 am
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Four Doomed Timelines - At Least He's Not Competing with Egbert
[Awww shit yeah. Dave isn't all about japes and capers like his bro John but he considers himself a fair hand in the pranking business.
WHERE DOING IT
WHERE MAKING IT HAPEN
At various times throughout the first four days of April:]
[Pranking Scout]
[NAK NAK NAK
That is the sound of some bird pecking at the window of your bedroom at god knows what time in the morning. It is a totally rad orange crow with sunglasses. He is just so cool. So incredibly cool, in fact, you can feel your face tingling, just looking at him.
Wait. That. Might not be his incredible coolness making your face tingle.]
[Pranking Luke]
[Some kind of plaintive CA-CAW rings out through the air and the next thing you know this orange blur comes plummeting from the sky. Right in front of your face. Landing on the ground with a pathetic thump.
Poor bird, rest in peace.
Inspect radical orange corpse? Y/N]
[Pranking Dualscar]
[RISE AND SHINE. It's a beautiful morning and HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL?
Terrible orange as shit drawing of JigSaw's face and WOOD you LIKE TO PLAY a gaME? scrawled on your wall. As well as an arrow pointing towards the window and look OUT the widow written there as well.]
[Pranking The Captain]
[Somewhere, somehow, you have stumbled across an incredibly shitty plastic lamp lying under a tree. No seriously, it looks like a toy someone bought from the dollar store (spoiler: it is). In any case, there are some pretty clear instructions written on the tree trunk above it, with an orange arrow pointing down at it:
RUB ME LIKE SOME FINE ASS AWW YEAH
SEEMS LEGIT. Who would pass up a genie, huh?]
[Pranking Clubs Deuce]
[After watching this guy for a while, Dave decided to just. Do something ridiculously stupid.
There is totally a line of candy down the sidewalk leading into an alley. And a FREED CANDY label at the start of the trail. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?]
[Action; Everywhere]
[Davesprite can also be found flying around, either setting up pranks or chillin' like a villain. At various points he may be rockin' a sweet new hat or other loot. He is totally on the lookout for anyone trying to get the upper hand on him.]
Hahaha just so many chumps lining up for a serving of their own ass like they just survived a fuckin' ass famine, guys just can't get enough of it.
[OoC: Anyone who is pranking Dave for the event can respond here. Likewise, anyone just trying to prank him for fun or otherwise wanting to interact normally can be here. Also, feel free to run across the same prank set-up as Luke and The Captain]
[Phone, after Pranking Scout]
Alright I've never heard of this brand and it totally looks toxic but somethings you just got to do for science so wish me luck.
[There's a pop and fizz - the sound of a can of soda being opened. Then a lot of metallic scrabbling of claws and wings on metal]
Oh holy shit how am I even supposed to goddamn lack of opposable thumbs I just-
[SPLOOSH. Yeah, Something just spilled.]
Whatever just get in my gullet-
Oh HOPY SHIT GOTTA GO FAST-!
[There's a crash, like a window breaking and the call ends]
[Action, Anywhere, immediately after the above phone call]
[THERE IS AN ORANGE FREAKIN' BLUR GOING BY YOU. AND FIRING NEON ORANGE LASERS EVERYWHERE, LITTLE SPARKLING BROKEN DISKS COMING OFF IT. AND ORANGE FEATHERS, EVERYWHERE.]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WHERE DOING IT
WHERE MAKING IT HAPEN
At various times throughout the first four days of April:]
[Pranking Scout]
[NAK NAK NAK
That is the sound of some bird pecking at the window of your bedroom at god knows what time in the morning. It is a totally rad orange crow with sunglasses. He is just so cool. So incredibly cool, in fact, you can feel your face tingling, just looking at him.
Wait. That. Might not be his incredible coolness making your face tingle.]
[Pranking Luke]
[Some kind of plaintive CA-CAW rings out through the air and the next thing you know this orange blur comes plummeting from the sky. Right in front of your face. Landing on the ground with a pathetic thump.
Poor bird, rest in peace.
Inspect radical orange corpse? Y/N]
[Pranking Dualscar]
[RISE AND SHINE. It's a beautiful morning and HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL?
Terrible orange as shit drawing of JigSaw's face and WOOD you LIKE TO PLAY a gaME? scrawled on your wall. As well as an arrow pointing towards the window and look OUT the widow written there as well.]
[Pranking The Captain]
[Somewhere, somehow, you have stumbled across an incredibly shitty plastic lamp lying under a tree. No seriously, it looks like a toy someone bought from the dollar store (spoiler: it is). In any case, there are some pretty clear instructions written on the tree trunk above it, with an orange arrow pointing down at it:
RUB ME LIKE SOME FINE ASS AWW YEAH
SEEMS LEGIT. Who would pass up a genie, huh?]
[Pranking Clubs Deuce]
[After watching this guy for a while, Dave decided to just. Do something ridiculously stupid.
There is totally a line of candy down the sidewalk leading into an alley. And a FREED CANDY label at the start of the trail. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?]
[Action; Everywhere]
[Davesprite can also be found flying around, either setting up pranks or chillin' like a villain. At various points he may be rockin' a sweet new hat or other loot. He is totally on the lookout for anyone trying to get the upper hand on him.]
Hahaha just so many chumps lining up for a serving of their own ass like they just survived a fuckin' ass famine, guys just can't get enough of it.
[OoC: Anyone who is pranking Dave for the event can respond here. Likewise, anyone just trying to prank him for fun or otherwise wanting to interact normally can be here. Also, feel free to run across the same prank set-up as Luke and The Captain]
[Phone, after Pranking Scout]
Alright I've never heard of this brand and it totally looks toxic but somethings you just got to do for science so wish me luck.
[There's a pop and fizz - the sound of a can of soda being opened. Then a lot of metallic scrabbling of claws and wings on metal]
Oh holy shit how am I even supposed to goddamn lack of opposable thumbs I just-
[SPLOOSH. Yeah, Something just spilled.]
Whatever just get in my gullet-
Oh HOPY SHIT GOTTA GO FAST-!
[There's a crash, like a window breaking and the call ends]
[Action, Anywhere, immediately after the above phone call]
[THERE IS AN ORANGE FREAKIN' BLUR GOING BY YOU. AND FIRING NEON ORANGE LASERS EVERYWHERE, LITTLE SPARKLING BROKEN DISKS COMING OFF IT. AND ORANGE FEATHERS, EVERYWHERE.]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Okay I feel a little better now.
[Even as he vibrates in her hands like he might explode]
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[[her voice seems really shaky and quiet, despite that. this is a TERRIBLY FRIGHTENING EXPERIENCE. she doesn't want her birdy friend to explode into a cloud of feathers.
she just... pats his little orange head. cool it, bird, just cool it, the sugar and whatever other god forsaken chemicals will be gone soon just hold on man just hold on. )':]]
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I could go.
For a drink of water. Or something that is not, y'know, mostly sugar and radiation.
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I wonder if you should try flying again, you might start speeding around...
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Do you feel ill? Or just very energized?
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This is really no good, Bird Dave. You should lay down after you have some water. [[...]] Can birds lay down?
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We just kind of. Crouch down and fold up our legs. If you see a bird roll over on its back it's probably dead.
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Another question, should you drink from a pond or a glass? I mean, you do not have hands, but you could always, uh, stick your beak into the glass!
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