eight ❖ the pranking | action

[extraordinarily]

[If you know Haruhi Suzumiya you are getting pranked. If you're one of Haruhi's targets, she will attempt to prank you.

However! Haruhi Suzumiya does not and will not look like herself (unless you seriously want tiny!Haruhi or long-haired!Haruhi) on any day this week. In fact, she will be in disguises. Disguises so good that only people who know her very well (translation: SOS Brigade members) will feel some sort of weird déjà vu sensation - know that something is very much off.

Even though Haruhi may sound different (especially if she disguises herself as one of her fellow brigade members from back home that aren't here), she still is practically the same person on the inside. Her mannerisms do not change.

But you better watch out for her pranks. You better think twice before attempting to prank the chief, too.

So, wherever you are, Haruhi is too.]

[OOC: Alright! So you have a choice of five disguises: long-haired!Haruhi, middle school Haruhi, Koizumi, Mikuru, or Yasumi. If you don't want minor spoilers, don't choose Yasumi.]

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Uh... Mikuru...?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Kyon has just finished reading his letter and is sitting in his living room pondering his next course of action...]

(Pranks, huh? Not exactly the kind of thing I feel like putting effort into... Of course, last time Mayfield pulled this census thing, there were ill effects if you didn't kill anyone, so I'm guessing that'll happen here too... And I suppose pranking someone isn't that big a deal anyway...)

[appeals]

[And after he does so, a familiar person will be ringing the doorbell. When he does answer, he'll find a Mikuru Asahina wearing the North High uniform...]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Miss Asahina?

(... Why is she here all of a sudden?)

[appeals]

Ah, um... yes?

[This is awkward, Haruhi is totally failing at this. Though all she's doing is speaking in a very soft voice.

Though Kyon may notice that something is very odd about this Mikuru.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What's up?

(Something is odd here.)

[appeals]

[Uh.

Oh, right.]

Suzumiya-san... told me you were here.

[Not the best excuse, but yes. She wanted to see you!]

[acuity]

[ ringing your doorbell!... at 7 in the morning this time, she's learning. any disguise goes! ]

[investigates]

[And thankfully, Haruhi is awake.]

Oh, it's you again.

[acuity]

Oh--good morning, Miss Suzumiya.

I'm sorry to bother you again, but I have a delivery to make.

[investigates]

Oh?

[There's a sly smirk. She knows what today is - or at least, what this entire week is.]

For who, exactly?

[acuity]

For Miss Haruhi Suzumi...

[ waait a minute, did you get extensions?? 8|a ]

[shellfishlovver]

[This guy is going to be skulking around town, hoping not to get pranked.]

[trespasses]

[And a tiny Haruhi will show up, running up to the guy.]

Heeeeey, mister!

[shellfishlovver]

[Aaaand it seems like foreboding is brought to him in the form of a little girl.

He steps back and gives her a suspicious look.]

What do you want?

[trespasses]

Something... important! Here, catch!

[And she'll throw the balloon towards him.]

[shellfishlovver]

Y'what-- Shit--!

[He fumbles to catch it, sadly that doesn't quite work out for him.]

C'mere!

in house good?

[cueball]

[Scratch wasn't called out for this Mayfield occurrence, to his fortune, but he has been wary of the strange antics the only non-drone daughter in the house is pulling off. He's in the kitchen for the time being, eating and reading a newspaper that has zero interest to him.]

yes, it's completely fine

[elucidatist]

[And apparently Haruhi has finally realized that her disguises aren't exactly... disguises.

Though then again, she doesn't mind it too much. So, Haruhi (in Koizumi's body) will just head to the kitchen, open the fridge and mess around with things. Don't mind her.]

[cueball]

[He doesn't care to look up at first, knowing it's Haruhi through his omniscience, but when reaches for his coffee his eyes end up darting up and--]

Eh?

[He just stares at the person in front of him. Who is not Haruhi. ...Huh.]

[elucidatist]

[And the disguises Haruhi chuckles a bit.]

Sorry for disturbing you, I just came to get a snack.

Long Haired Haruhi!

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Gohan is taking a nice stroll through the Mayfield park. He had decided to take a day off from training, mostly due to thinking about what the Town was having them do. For once, he just has a look of deep concentration, and not the usual smile.]

[investigates]

Yooooo-!

[Incoming one Haruhi, who is obviously too excited about this sort of thing.]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Hrm?

[Gohan stops for a second and then gets some wide eyes.]

I...I didn't expect to see you again this soon, Haruhi.

[He is, of course, talking about a different Haruhi.]

[investigates]

"This soon"? What are you talking about?

[... uh]

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[He gives her a little sad smile.]

You remember, during the Band Candy thing, after I returned to normal. When we were talking in the park.