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[splitthebaby]

[Today, there is a knock at your door! But it's not that usual vampire brat standing there once the door opens. Instead, it's a teen girl with white hair, also known as the Rat King going around as a human.]



Good afternoon. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about the supernatural?

[It's survey time....]

Comments

[weiss_tank]

Depends on which kind. I mean, I know lots of stories but very little stuff that I know for sure is true.

[splitthebaby]

I don't mind listening to what you know.

[weiss_tank]

Well, I know that you can take down werewolves with tentacles with just plain ol' violence...

Umm..vampires usually are weak to things like sunlight and garlic, don't piss of spirits unless you wanna be cursed for a million years.

I met an Oni here that liked booze and fighting.

[splitthebaby]

O-Oh....

[Yeah, she looks a little...dismayed at how wrong he is in comparison to what she knows.]

...you do know that spirits can't curse you, right?

[weiss_tank]

Well not all, but some can. At least that's what the stories say. Like I said, I dunno fact from fiction in this case.

[splitthebaby]

Well... [Hold on, can't break too much here.] ...spirits feed off of bad luck, which is beneficial for humans.

[weiss_tank]

I wonder if spirits work in different ways in different worlds.

[splitthebaby]

Perhaps....

[...it sucks being a demon.]

[weiss_tank]

[He's not completely prejudiced anymore He was friends with an Oni here.]

Just out of curiosity, why do you ask?

[splitthebaby]

I am looking for people who have experience in or are interested in combating or regulating super powerful beings such as vampires or demons. To put it simply.

[weiss_tank]

Hmm, I'd help you out, but I don't know what I could do. I don't have any powers myself.

Besides, most of my experience is with human monsters, who sometimes have weird ass abilities like telepathy or telekinesis.

[splitthebaby]

Perhaps I could take your name and consider you for future efforts...

[weiss_tank]

Don't see why not. I'm Ken. It's nice to meetcha' Miss...?

[splitthebaby]

Miss...?

[Oh snap, he never took up a name. Time to make up something on the fly.]

Ah...Alba.

[weiss_tank]

Miss Alba then. But yeah. If there's something I can do, I'll help you whatever way I can.

[splitthebaby]

Thank you very much for your time.

[weiss_tank]

You're welcome. Good luck!

[splitthebaby]

Thank you.

[She gives a small curtsy and turns around to leave.]