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mayfield_rpg2012-03-27 08:10 pm
crusthatecean) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-03-27 08:10 pm
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What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.
So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?
For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.
So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?
Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.
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And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.
What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.
So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?
For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.
So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?
Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.
[Filtered to 6 Sweep Trolls]
And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.
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You're right, how could I, I'm trying to organize a survival plan I don't personally need, but I'm a selfish asshole, I should be volunteering to be clasped in irons or nailed to wooden sticks or whatever is appropriate for the good of everyone who can't get their shit together.
No, fuck you, I never agreed to assume responsibility for everyone, my priority is not that and I don't really care what you think about that.
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The killers won't be wearing labels for our benefit, they'll look just like any of us. The safe houses will only serve to make it easier to get near someone you have as a target.