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mayfield_rpg2012-03-27 08:10 pm
crusthatecean) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-03-27 08:10 pm
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What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.
So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?
For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.
So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?
Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.
[Filtered to 6 Sweep Trolls]
And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.
What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.
So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?
For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.
So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?
Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.
[Filtered to 6 Sweep Trolls]
And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.
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Some people will have just gotten here. They won't understand how the town works. Some people may feel like they don't have any other choice. Some will kill because they're unhappy and trapped, or because they don't like disobeying orders, but mostly, people will kill because they're afraid. People will get trophies, too, for killing in self-defense - You wouldn't kill them, right? If they explain why, you would believe them. Won't most people have an explanation for what they do? Will you listen and decide which excuse is better than the other?
If you do, why is your judgment better than anyone else's?
It's not as simple as 'kill all the bad guys'. People are complicated and hard to understand, and... stupid. Killing everyone who kills someone else isn't going to help.
The town wants us to fight each other. This would just be another way - a more righteous way, but it's still wasting time and effort killing each other.
There's no better way. It's true. If you really want to make sure no one innocent dies, then... you have to kill everyone you think deserves it. But then... you might be the one killing someone innocent, instead.
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Do you know Doc Scratch? He kills just for fun, and once he has regains it won't be possible to stop him. That is the kind of person we will kill.
The idea isn't to murder all the killers, the idea is to make sure people know we're not going to stand for anyone going around participating in their game. So the town might kill them if they don't, well, we might kill them if they do. Do I actually want to waste time worrying about someone who is going to ineptly take out one target so they don't wet their pants from fear of Mayfield? No.
But I don't have much sympathy. My band of shithive psychopaths has trouble refraining from murder for the hell of it on a good day, and they won't be participating as long as I'm around.
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Not everyone's going to hear about what you're doing. ...And the people who are awful and kill for fun - sometimes, even they have reasons.
[He flashes briefly to a blue-skinned, blonde-haired, overweight, rude boy from Onett.]
I've killed as many people as I ever want to kill. I don't like it, but... I guess I won't stop you. I'll do my thing, you can do yours. If you need healing, I'm still around. It didn't stop working for last year's 'Spring Cleaning'. It should be fine if it happens again.
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