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[crusthatecean]

[Public; Phone]

What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.

So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?

For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.

So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?

Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.

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And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.

Comments

[commentboxtroll]

There is a useless ass defense force around, but it's yet to be seen if they're anything besides useless yet. So a back-up posse would be a good idea if they don't show up guns a-blazing. Up until Mayfield drives them crazy again and they start shooting one another, anyway...

If this even is a rerun and not just the town messing with us so close to April Fools.

[crusthatecean]

Let's assume the worst, it's usually a safe bet.

Everyone so far seems to have qualms about non-permanently killing killers, so I hope we'll have enough to make this worthwhile. No offense, but if no one else is in then I'm done. I'm not going to waste time worrying about the town when I have my own to deal with.

[commentboxtroll]

It really is.

And you're kidding me... There's no one else? They all have qualms with keeping the people we know will kill us all given the chance? It's almost like they want to die or something.

[crusthatecean]

Almost or almost definitely.

[commentboxtroll]

Maybe they think they're being noble. [only that's dumb.] Well, I could suggest Loken. He likes to shoot at things. A lot. But he's also part of the resistance group who may or may not do anything. They're really more likely to lock down a part of Stevens than move from place to place, now that I think about it.

[crusthatecean]

Locking down a specific place will just give everyone a false sense of security until someone dangerous manages to get inside the locked down place. You won't know them from the ones who aren't on sight.

The point is to deter them by threatening to kill them, not to hide!

[commentboxtroll]

A false sense, but an immediate one. They don't think about it once they feel like they're going to be safe and that's the problem. Even if they do know everyone on the inside, it isn't hard to get into these houses! But that's the problem, isn't it? Getting anyone to realize that.

They're all content to huddle together in their own groups rather than look out for their neighbor, because everything will just blow over like it always does.