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[crusthatecean]

[Public; Phone]

What a shock, with all of the other pointless bullshit happening around here, everyone is ignoring the musclebeast in the block, leaving me to deal with our impending suffocation via bulbous lactating meatsac.

So, the "census." I know others of you received it too, and mysteriously provided your weaknesses and ammunition against you before it mysteriously disappeared. That thing we involuntarily filled out with our deepest secrets, just like we did last year before they had us fucking hunt each other? Yeah, are we planning on doing anything about that?

For those who have joined us more recently and haven't been paying attention to the audio hook flip outs, I'll graciously explain. Last time they did this, a week later we were given targets among us to kill. We were promised prizes if we succeeded and punishment if we failed. Incidentally, the only punishment that manifested was weak like off brand grubsauce and the prizes also deeply sucked, but I'm sure yet again some of you psychopath morons will do what Mayfield tells you to as though it hasn't been proven time and time again that nothing Mayfield promises ever comes true.

So I think it's about time those of us who aren't interested in participating in wiggler relay races for the dubious privilege of going to the beach with Doc Scratch tried to actually work out a plan. Isn't there some kind of useless ass defense force around, or am I proposing everything?

Anyway, I'm thinking some kind of general pact to hunt down as a group anyone who so much as passes gas murderously once they give us our targets, but I'm open to other suggestions provided they aren't retarded.

[Filtered to 6 Sweep Trolls]

And since I'm proposing the murder posse, it goes without saying that none of you are participating, no matter what happens or who your target is or what they promise you. You embarrassments are enough of a problem for me without forcing me to organize mobs to kill you.

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[crusthatecean]

That won't happen.

And if it does, we'll deal with it. I never said we couldn't murder anyone who is actively trying to kill us, but let's not be stupid about it! No one is going to go pointlessly die on a vengeance trip!!

[wweh]

After what was happenin' in the hospital with Fef, I don't want anythin' to be happenin' again. Anyone that's fuckin' with us is gonna pay. Especially if they're fuckin' with them. They can take away my science or my crosshairs but they're not takin' away the sweeps a' experience I've had in combat!

[crusthatecean]

Find a weapon somewhere in the town, since they'll take away everything else. Be ready. But if something happens to someone you know, even to Feferi, which by the way isn't fucking happening, don't go after them yourself. We're going to do this logically, I won't have everyone dying one after another for no reason.

[wweh]

Kar you don't understand the importance a' gettin' vengeance personally. I mean yeah we should all be travellin' together an' not dyin' but I want to personally fuckin' destroy anyone who's decidin' us to be targets.

[crusthatecean]

No.

You moron, of course I understand the importance of getting revenge on some complete piece of shit who murders someone I care about. You know that I do.

But it's not important, it's just a stupid and selfish indulgence and it's not how we're going to handle anything.

[wweh]

[Eridan constantly forgets that people do understand, at times. He sighs, and actually backs down for a change.]

Youve always got a knack for bein' right Kar. Guess that's why you're the leader.