33rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Action; 462 Stone Street]

[So, ever since Squid Girl got a new set of role models who happen to be gangsters, she's been behaving more and more erratically and irresponsibly.  And since she's also alienated herself from the only non-drone in her house, there's no one to prevent her from doing incredibly stupid things.  It was really kind of inevitable that eventually she'd end up hurting herself.

And from the looks of things on outside 462 Stone Street, that's exactly what happened today.  Passersby will notice Squid Girl collapsed on her knees on the front lawn, crying hysterically and covering one of her eyes with her hands.  There's also a BB gun lying nearby.  It's probably not too hard to figure out what happened here.]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!  My eye!  My eye!  It hurts, it hurts!

Comments

[1st_superhero]

Will do!

[This time, he actually goes in the right direction, since a doorway is hard to miss. However, once inside, he immediately starts heading in the direction of the stairs.]

[moemoetentacles]

Uh... the kitchen isn't upstairs.

[1st_superhero]

...Oh, right.

[With that, he turns around.]

So...uh...where is your kitchen?

[moemoetentacles]

Back there.

[She points.]

[1st_superhero]

[This time, he actually gets the right place.]

Do you think you can get the fridge open without bashing out your brains, or should I open that fridge too?

[moemoetentacles]

I can do it. You'd probably get lost on the way and start looking in the toilet or something.

[1st_superhero]

...Good point.

[He'll just stand back and watch to see if she can get the stuff out of the fridge.]

[moemoetentacles]

[Yeah, she makes it.]

Okay, got it.

[1st_superhero]

Then my job here is done.

[He turns and heads out the door, having thankfully remembered where it was.]