33rd Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Action; 462 Stone Street]

[So, ever since Squid Girl got a new set of role models who happen to be gangsters, she's been behaving more and more erratically and irresponsibly.  And since she's also alienated herself from the only non-drone in her house, there's no one to prevent her from doing incredibly stupid things.  It was really kind of inevitable that eventually she'd end up hurting herself.

And from the looks of things on outside 462 Stone Street, that's exactly what happened today.  Passersby will notice Squid Girl collapsed on her knees on the front lawn, crying hysterically and covering one of her eyes with her hands.  There's also a BB gun lying nearby.  It's probably not too hard to figure out what happened here.]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!  My eye!  My eye!  It hurts, it hurts!

Comments

[moemoetentacles]

But it hurts... and it's all blurry...

[snacklist]

Wait here, okay?

[He hurries up to the house and tries to door, hoping its open so he can go and fetch some ice from the kitchen.]

[moemoetentacles]

[Yeah, it's unlocked. She just nods mutely and sits there, pouting a little.]

[snacklist]

[He'll hurry inside and grab a towel and some ice, wrapping the ice inside the towel and bringing it back to press against her eye gently.]

This should help the swelling go down.

[moemoetentacles]

Okay...

[She just frowns.]

[snacklist]

It should work... soon.

[moemoetentacles]

So this will make my eye better, right?

[snacklist]

Not right away, but it should help it stop hurting and keep the swelling down.

[moemoetentacles]

How long until it's better?

[snacklist]

I don't know, maybe a couple of days until the swelling goes down properly.

[moemoetentacles]

I guess that's not so bad...

[snacklist]

You need to be more careful, you could have really hurt yourself.

[moemoetentacles]

I just wanted to be a cool gangster...

[snacklist]

Gangsters aren't cool, they're law-breakers and hurt people. Why would you want to be like them?

[moemoetentacles]

Because the Boss made me part of the Midnight Crew!

[snacklist]

What's the Midnight Crew?

[moemoetentacles]

We wear hats and carry guns around and steal candy! It's pretty great.

[snacklist]

That sounds horrible! Why would you do that?

[moemoetentacles]

It's not horrible, it's fun! You should see all the Swedish fish I got last time!

[snacklist]

It's not right to steal from anyone, think about the person who owned those feels.

[moemoetentacles]

Uh, it was a drone, so I'm pretty sure he didn't feel anything.

[snacklist]

Stealing is still wrong, even from a drone.

[moemoetentacles]

But the other members of the Crew seem okay with it.

[snacklist]

Then you need to tell them that it's wrong, if they're your friends then they'll listen to you.

[moemoetentacles]

I dunno. I don't think they would.