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[vytis]

1333 Benny road front lawn

[Lithuania hasn't been having the best month, really, with all the fights and general tension in his usual social circle. Increased stress led to, along with an increase in how fast Lithuania went through stomachache medication, more cleaning than usual. And given that it was finally spring and Lithuania tended to do a top to bottom cleaning of the house anyway in the spring, housework was a good distraction.

He just hadn't really expected the lawn mower to be covered in slime. Of course, you can never be sure what to expect in Mayfield, but even Lithuania's paranoia can only stretch so far, and he hadn't really brought any weapons with him in his quest to mow the lawn.

So maybe it was his own fault in being a bit lax in his preparedness for Mayfield's Mayfield-ness that he was now being chased across his lawn by the lawnmower. It is not even mowing in a straight line he is going to have to redo everything.]

I hate this town!

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[romanovs]

[Oh, Lithuania! That is really nice-]

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[romanovs]

[He's running laps on his lawn? Why would he do that, he could jog around the town! This is just silly.]

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[romanovs]

Lithuania!

[He does not sound terribly troubled, but then he rarely sounds that. More cheerfully excited while approaching the point where he assumes that both nation and lawnmower will be in a few moments with relatively high speed while still not running.

It's just a normal greeting.]

[vytis]

R-Russia, what are you doing?!

[Lithuania is maybe two seconds from slamming right into Russia and he cannot quite slow himself down to avoid that if Russia doesn't move.]

[romanovs]

[Normally the large nation would attack the offender, but he is not dumb - a thing that most likely feels no pain, of which the weak/lethal spots are unknown and maybe nonexistent and that has sharp, rotating blades is not something that you attack with your bare hands.

Russia catches Lithuania, uses the impact of the other man's body to whirl both of them around so he is facing the house, and then just throws the smaller nation through the nearest window into the house. Good thing that it was open, who knows if he would have reconsidered that idea if the window had been closed.

And then he tries to follow.

And fails.

Now you have a Russia stuck in your window, half inside and the butt and legs still outside - he's holding them too high for the mower to be able to attack them, but that doesn't change the fact that this position is anything but comfortable.

For now, the nation is trying to push himself further through the window.]

[vytis]

[Lithuania flails, both when he's grabbed and when he's pitched through the window. He lands unceremoniously on the kitchen table, sliding across it and taking with him a vase and the tablecloth before falling to the floor and getting tangled up in the fabric.]

A-ahh!

[He is not sure if he is trying to push Russia out of his house or pull him in but either way as soon as Lithuania stands up he gets his feet caught in the tablecloth and falls over.

Well, it's not like Russia's going anywhere.]

[romanovs]

[Not really, no. Though for the moment he stops and just hangs there in the window while looking at Lithuania.]

Your window is too small, yes?

[Windows that cannot let him through clearly are silly windows that were designed to give him trouble why do you have windows like that in your house, Lithuania]

[vytis]

I-I didn't build the house...

[Untangling himself finally and attempting to tug Russia inside. He doesn't want to yank Russia's arm out of its socket or anything, then he'd just be in more trouble, so he's not pulling as hard as he could.]

[romanovs]

You should really fix your house. This can be very dangerous, and you do not want to have dangerous windows.

[With Lithuania's help, Russia is at least moving - but it is slow and who knows if they will really get him inside...]

[vytis]

The house just fixes itself back the way it was when I arrived if it gets destroyed, though.

[Which happens more often than you'd think. Tugging a bit harder.]

D-do you know if the lawnmower is still out there?

[Maybe he could push Russia out...]

[romanovs]

Then you need a few in reserve to fix them afterwards, yes?

[He doesn't know, he cannot really see though his own butt - and he'd really rather not risk going back out without a clearer idea of how to combat an insane lawnmower.

Looking around for a solution.]

[balzams]

[Since things were sour between him and Estonia, Lithuania was now the go-to guy if he had a problem. The problem in question seemed to be the many bandages and burn marks adorning his skin. It looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost.

Which is probably exactly what happened.

Lithuania seems to be having his own problems though and he watches timidly from the fence wondering what he should do]

Lithuania! Are you okay?

[Well if that isn't the dumbest question ever...]

[vytis]

Do I look okay?

[Lithuania sort of shouts it as he runs past the fence. He hops up onto the porch but the lawnmower just goes to move up the stairs.]

[balzams]

[How exactly were you supposed to subdue a raging lawnmower? Punch it in the nose? Wait, no. That was sharks. Latvia can't just stand by and let Lithuania get hurt though]

Uhh... just hold on! I'm coming!

[Clambering over the fence he hurriedly darts around, looking for something that might help. All smart ideas fail him and he just heads straight to the garbage cans at the side of the house, knocking one of them over and emptying it of litter before running back and swinging it at the rogue appliance in an attempt to bash it into submission]

[vytis]

[That will probably knock it over at least. Lithuania will take advantage of this to get off the porch.]

S-should we tie it up or something?

[What do you do with a crazy lawnmower, that is a good question.

...Also wait...]

...Is that one of the trash cans?

[How much of a mess have you made?]

[balzams]

Uh...

[He throws it down with a loud clang, sensing he's done something wrong]

I was just trying to help!

[vytis]

Couldn't you have found something that wouldn't create more work for me?

[Lithuania's temper is shorter than it really should be, given what Estonia told him and also all the arguing he's been doing in general. The lawnmower is still trying and failing to right itself.]

[balzams]

I-I'll help you clean it up!

Sorry, I wasn't thinking!

[vytis]

Let's just take care of the lawn mower first.

[Looking back over at it. Seriously, what are they going to do with it.]

[balzams]

If we smash it up, it can't chase you.

[wannafightnow]

[Well, this looks like a wonderful day for training! The birds are singing, the sun is shining, and a neighbor is being chased by a lawnmower.
...Wait a minute.]
...You need any help?

[vytis]

[Hopping up onto a tree branch, while the lawn mower attempts to climb up after him.]

T-that would be helpful, yes!

[wannafightnow]

Alright.
[And Kenpachi pulls out his Zanpakuto and runs right at the lawnmower. He's going to destroy it.]

[vytis]

A-are you attacking it with a sword?

[Lithuania is too busy dodging the lawn mower to really protest, though.]

[wannafightnow]

Yeah, why?
[And he's hit the lawnmower with said sword. This pretty much just smashes the thing into the ground, dealing some damage. The blade will be pretty much useless after this.
However, it's still trying to attack. So he hits it again.]