mayfield_rpg | 32nd Blood | The road to become GDA! Great Driver Arcueid!!

[All around the streets of Mayfield | Most of today]

[Why hello there, Mayfield. Have you suddenly found yourself hit by that slime from that one delightfully hilarious classic movie? Are you feeling a little bit irritable today? Picking fights, snapping at your loved ones, and generally just being dicks to one another?

Well, don't worry! Arcueid's here!.......to make it worse. You may be stomping around town looking for a fight, or just generally irritable, or maybe even not affected at all. But, if you are anywhere near paved streets, you may bear witness to an odd sight.

Thanks to one certain Golden superhero, who honestly knew NOT what he did, Arcueid has been introduced to her new favorite "sport." This "sport," happens to be CART RACING! That's right, Arcueid has stolen a shopping cart from the store, finding areas with a high incline, and practicing her racing prowess on the streets.

So, as you travel through town, you may suddenly be passed by a fast-moving blur of blond, white and silver. She may almost hit you, she may fly by just laughing loudly, or she might even HIT YOU. Hey, these things aren't easy to control from inside. Hopefully anyone she mows over ends up being people who can take a hit from a shopping cart loaded with a vampire at what must be a good 20 to 30 miles per hour. Feel free to react however you please, or even pick a fight!]

[John Doe Park | Evening]

[There's a mangled, discarded cart laying in the grass near a blonde woman in white also laying on her back in the grass. Her limbs are stretched out, and she appears to just be staring at the sky. That's really it. It's hard to tell whether she's alive or dead from a distance.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hey! You're supposed to look both ways or something first, right?

Besides, what do you have to worry about? You aren't weak like a human.

You came barreling down the street too fast!

And it still hurts, okay?

Oh don't be such a crybaby. Vampires are supposed to be stronger than that.

Either way, are you going to be alright?

Of course I'll be alright, it's just a shopping cart. But it's not about that! It's the principle of the thing!

Like the principal that people shouldn't be walking out in the street?

The principle that idiots shouldn't be riding shopping carts down hills like maniacs!

That's not even a principal. That's an opinion, and it's boring.

You should try, it's pretty fun! It almost feels like I could actually get hurt riding that thing.