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♎ terezi pyrope ( gallowsCalibrator ) ([personal profile] foretaste) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-03-16 06:04 pm
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♎ S33R: B3 TH3 S4SS13ST F41RY

[hello Mayfield!! wow, Terezi sure is dressed as a fairy today. as a matter of fact, I have even rendered her symbolically for you. she looks just like this:]



[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.

of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.

she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.

she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]


I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?


[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[CAW HA HA serves you right]

I am so glad I'm not in a form right now that lends itself to kissing you or I'd probably be suffering this as well at some point.
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I am saying I don't want a mouth-to-mouth glitter transfusion, doctor.

And didn't you say "pale" doesn't go with "hot makeouts"?
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Implying what part of no glitter transfusions do you not understand?

[DODGING THE QUESTION LIKE A ROOF NINJA]
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, even without glitter...

I'm pretty sure I still ask you "didn't you say 'pale' doesn't go with 'hot makeouts'?"
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
20% is a pretty damn huge margin of error. That is like a larger margin of error than there is real fruit in the grape juice at the store. Obviously this is a point to consider if the opportunity ever arises. For science and that shit.

[Can anyone ever tell when either of them are serious?]

Yeah I kind of figured that out when you tried to convince me there was diving into a pool of jello involved.
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome, I'll put it on the to-do list after "operate every single thing that requires opposable thumbs ever".
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-17 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Can even make my own sandwiches and open doors, shit it will be the best day ever.
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[personal profile] cawtier 2012-03-18 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck yeah, thumbs party.

So what's with the outfit?