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[foretaste]

[hello Mayfield!! wow, Terezi sure is dressed as a fairy today. as a matter of fact, I have even rendered her symbolically for you. she looks just like this:]



[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.

of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.

she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.

she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]

I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?


[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]

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Filled the permissions thing~

[chalicejoker]

[Glitter? WHY U DO THIS?. Hajime is giving Terezi a look that suggests he'd really prefer it if she remove herself from his presence very, very quickly. He doesn't wait for her to do so and tries to leave.]

I don't do happy thoughts.

[foretaste]

[she immediately begins following him!]

Whaaaaaat? No way! Don't say such a sad thing, Mr. Smells-like-a-cup-of-archeology-in-the-morning.

[chalicejoker]

Existence doesn't always lend itself to happy thoughts.

[He's still trying to get away although at this point his dignity won't let him use any pace other than a walk. He does, however, pause in mid-step because she's just weirded him out a little. Probably a fatal mistake.]

...what did you just call me?

[foretaste]

Oh! That's what you smell like. Kind of musty-- not in a bad way! It is kind of neat, really.

[chalicejoker]

[He resists the urge to sniff himself like he's testing his deodorant strength and is still weirded out, though his expression doesn't show it.]

I'm pretty sure I haven't been anywhere musty lately.

[He's brushing the glitter off and trying to leave again.]

[foretaste]

And coffee! [she continues to follow him.] And another smell I'm not so sure of? Hehehe.

[chalicejoker]

[Still weirded out, though he supposes smelling like coffee isn't that bad. He likes coffee. Still he's just going to keep right on walking and hope she sees someone else she'd prefer to annoy.]

...so do you go around sniffing people and throwing glitter at them often?

[foretaste]

[skips along next of him, showing no sign of wanting to leave him alone.]

Not the glitter part! But the sniffing part, yes. I'm blind as an echolocationbeast otherwise.

[chalicejoker]

[That kind of surprises him; her aim with that glitter was pretty darn good...and he's just going to keep right on walking.]

That's...unfortunate.