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mayfield_rpg2012-03-16 06:04 pm
foretaste) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-03-16 06:04 pm
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♎ S33R: B3 TH3 S4SS13ST F41RY
[hello Mayfield!! wow, Terezi sure is dressed as a fairy today. as a matter of fact, I have even rendered her symbolically for you. she looks just like this:]
[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.
of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.
she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.
she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]
I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?
[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]
[maybe Vriska had the right idea, and fairy costumes are the true path to Getting What You Want Out Of Boys. Karkat seems to be a fan of this sassy fairy that happens to hate everything, so Terezi assumes that if she emulates her Karkat will be totally impressed. either way, she hasn't spent the past week pricking her fingers with needles repeatedly for nothing. it's really hard to sew when you're blind, okay.
of course, Terezi knows that fairies aren't real. they are the fakest most unreal imaginary fakey fake things that ever were, and no amount of wishing can make them real. they are just so fake! fake. they do not exist. not at all. but she has deemed it okay to dress up like one, as long as she continues to acknowledge their inherent fakeness.
she's wearing her fairy costume everywhere. everywhere. she's walking to school in it, sitting in class in it, going to her job as a carhop in it, and picking up groceries in it.
she is also pestering everyone she runs into, because it's just a thing she does. she has a sack of glitter with her, and everyone she comes across gets a little pinch of it.]
I am a fairy! Except not really. You shouldn't believe too hard in me, because only wigglers believe in stuff like this. [tossing more glitter-] Did you know that if you think really, really happy thoughts, you'll be able to fly?
[ooc; it's been a long time since i advertised this and there's a lot of new players/characters, so! if you'd like to tag and haven't filled out terezi's permissions form yet, please give it a look! it'll help me out a lot when tagging your character.]
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Did you know that if you wanted to be a fairy so badly you could have just died on your quest bed?
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God tier is for chunps who need it, not fantastic Seers like me.
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Your bias to the status is a result of a certain troll ascending, while you didn't. Either way, you look ridiculous.
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You look silly, but you're right. That doesn't change how cute you are.
[and then terezi never wanted to wear a fairy costume again.]
fucking pedo
h.........]
I am really not sure how I feel about you agreeing with that.
this is ic for him.
it really is
[gags exaggeratedly.]
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